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Why do hard things go soft and soft things go hard?


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Initial post: 20 Jul 2011 12:29:51 BDT
Martin says:
For instance, biscuits and crackers are hard but go soft, whereas bread and cake are soft but go hard. Where is the consistency?
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Posted on 20 Jul 2011 12:32:39 BDT
Pop Forum?

In reply to an earlier post on 20 Jul 2011 12:34:51 BDT
Last edited by the author on 20 Jul 2011 12:35:59 BDT
Brass Neck says:
What goes in hard and dry, comes out soft, wet and floppy and gives pleasure to two people?

In reply to an earlier post on 20 Jul 2011 12:35:28 BDT
Brass Neck says:
A tea bag!

Watch out, yer sides've split! ;¬)

In reply to an earlier post on 20 Jul 2011 12:35:50 BDT
Martin says:
Pop Forum.

Posted on 20 Jul 2011 12:54:55 BDT
nocheese says:
Sandpaper makes rough things smooth and smooth things rough.

In reply to an earlier post on 20 Jul 2011 13:00:55 BDT
Brass Neck says:
Lots of beer can make rough lasses look smooth?!

In reply to an earlier post on 20 Jul 2011 13:19:33 BDT
Martin says:
And vice versa!

P.S. good one, nc!

Posted on 20 Jul 2011 13:22:57 BDT
Hard to say really...

Posted on 20 Jul 2011 13:47:31 BDT
Sounds like my todger!

In reply to an earlier post on 20 Jul 2011 13:53:13 BDT
Your Todger makes a Sound!

Posted on 20 Jul 2011 14:23:55 BDT
Hammerwood says:
Mouldy old dough.

In reply to an earlier post on 20 Jul 2011 16:42:24 BDT
Brass Neck says:
Neil - depends where he puts it?

What's the difference between a fridge and a 'lady garden'?

In reply to an earlier post on 20 Jul 2011 16:43:00 BDT
Brass Neck says:
A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

I'll get me coat!

In reply to an earlier post on 20 Jul 2011 20:36:53 BDT
Martin says:
I don't know.

Posted on 22 Jul 2011 08:48:07 BDT
What's the difference between "Light" & "Hard" ?

In reply to an earlier post on 22 Jul 2011 08:53:42 BDT
Brass Neck says:
What's the difference between a lady garden and a post box?

In reply to an earlier post on 22 Jul 2011 08:54:33 BDT
Brass Neck says:
Dunno? Well I'm not sending you to post my letters!

Get the sewing kit out mother, the sides are splitting again!

In reply to an earlier post on 22 Jul 2011 08:59:39 BDT
What's the difference between "Light" & "Hard" ?

Well...I can sleep with the light on!

I'll be here all week...don't forget to tip the waitress.

In reply to an earlier post on 22 Jul 2011 13:37:28 BDT
Brass Neck says:
'Why do hard things go soft and soft things go hard?' = Ennui and excitement respectively!

In reply to an earlier post on 22 Jul 2011 14:52:39 BDT
nocheese says:
Bored biscuits and crazed cakes?

In reply to an earlier post on 22 Jul 2011 15:02:19 BDT
Brass Neck says:
Mate of mine had a penchant for putting his knob in a packet of Jacob's ... but he was f*ckin' crackers.

In reply to an earlier post on 22 Jul 2011 15:11:30 BDT
It wasn't Lionel RichTea by any chance?

In reply to an earlier post on 22 Jul 2011 16:25:33 BDT
Martin says:
What's Arthur Scargill's favourite cracker?

Tuc!

I'll get me donkey jacket.....

In reply to an earlier post on 22 Jul 2011 20:02:15 BDT
Hee hawalways looked like he'd been through a hedge backways
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