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Initial post: 7 Oct 2008 18:44:05 BDT
pikeyboy says:
You are holed up in a bunker post-Armageddon. There are only Pot Noodles to eat and the bottled water is running out. The only known survivors in your bunker are you and James Morrison, who has managed to save his guitar from destruction. There is a two-way radio, but a lot of interference makes you unsure as to whether there are other survivors out there. Behind the radio you discover a revolver, but there's only one bullet left. Question: do you put yourself out of this misery, or possibly and potentially the remainder of humankind?

In reply to an earlier post on 7 Oct 2008 19:02:32 BDT
Last edited by the author on 7 Oct 2008 19:27:07 BDT
Sera69 says:
Ridiculous question....

Obviously you use Morrison as a battering ram, blugeoning him to death if necessary (it will be), and break out of the shelter, take the revolver and with a single, Mcguyver-esque shot, you topple the corrupt post war dictatorship leaving you a virtual God amongst the previously subjugated masses; rescue Lucy Liu and escape on the one surviving Fireblade to your very own Paradise Island where you spend the days catching fish, sticking pigs and serenading Ms Liu with your alt.pop genius and the nights re-populating the planet.

Simple...

In reply to an earlier post on 7 Oct 2008 19:17:15 BDT
Last edited by the author on 7 Oct 2008 19:27:33 BDT
spiderboris says:
Well obviously there's a niggling flaw in the plan. How on Earth can a such a purveyor of middle-of-the-road soul balladry possibly serenade you into the endtimes in an appropriate fashion?

Wouldn't you rather have someone singing 'this is the end, beautiful friend, the end of our elaborate plans'? Do you honestly think James Morrison is up to that? He's still going on about wanting to make you real or something. He's lost all touch with reality!

You've got the wrong singing James Morrison, you fool! You meant Jim Morrison! Duh! Now were all going to die!

Also, I think it's clear that the only people who could possibly be held responsible for the nuclear was that destroyed us all are the Cheeky Girls. They should be ashamed of themselves. If they weren't already. Or at least the one of them that got it on with Lebmit Opik. Or maybe that was both of them. What if he was drunk and seeing double? He'd think he was in for a threesome. Or a twosome. Since it's all a cunning ruse and there's probably only one of them.

Or if you look at them from the side, none of them. They don't even really exist.

And if the Cheeky Girls don't even exist, then I ask, who's REALLY to blame for all of this? HMMM?????

(hint - It's Michelle McManus. Perhaps. At least she'd probably eat the Pot Noodles.)

In reply to an earlier post on 7 Oct 2008 20:47:06 BDT
Number Six says:
On the other hand...

You might choose to beat the hapless young troubadour senseless with the pistol butt, perfome a quick frontal lobotomy using the corkscrew on your trusty Swiss Army penknife, and using the state-of-the-art cloning facilities behind the little door behind the revolver behind the radio, create a slave army, brainwash the lot of them with repeated guitar serenades of Peter Gabriel's Milgram's 37, and TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

But then again...

In reply to an earlier post on 7 Oct 2008 21:31:07 BDT
Last edited by the author on 7 Oct 2008 21:31:43 BDT
hypergod says:
None of this makes sense! The discussion title clearly states that The Who's in your bunker and then pikeyboy starts rambling on about James Morrison and as for the rest of you.......Pete and Roger will be feeling neglected. You should talk to them (well, shout, in Roger's case).

In reply to an earlier post on 7 Oct 2008 23:19:51 BDT
Last edited by the author on 7 Oct 2008 23:21:04 BDT
FDJ says:
Use the gun to threaten Morrison into tuning his E string down to D.Then get him to knock out some banging Death Metal and every one should be happy.

Posted on 21 Nov 2012 22:48:50 GMT
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Posted on 25 Nov 2012 09:46:53 GMT
Brass Neck says:
Four years! How many pages do you have to go back in order to find this thread and more importantly ..... WHY?

Posted on 25 Nov 2012 11:04:53 GMT
Last edited by the author on 25 Nov 2012 11:35:21 GMT
A customer says:
and who are these people , hypergod ?, Spiderboris ?

In reply to an earlier post on 25 Nov 2012 11:21:52 GMT
Brass Neck says:
Hypergod was a regular contributor until he passed away a while ago, you might think about removing that.

In reply to an earlier post on 25 Nov 2012 11:34:48 GMT
A customer says:
sorry to hear that Brassy, before my time on these forums

In reply to an earlier post on 25 Nov 2012 11:47:05 GMT
Can't help wondering if,and this would answer to your first response, it was the resident trouble maker deliberately trying to upset people

In reply to an earlier post on 25 Nov 2012 17:12:13 GMT
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In reply to an earlier post on 25 Nov 2012 17:18:36 GMT
Brass Neck says:
Eh? I think he was referring to the deleted post?

In reply to an earlier post on 25 Nov 2012 17:20:08 GMT
A customer says:
oh...was he.. mmmm bit grumpy of me

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Nov 2012 15:35:30 GMT
Scarlet Lady says:
Timster and Grumpy in the same sentance?
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