I ask because I intend to.
Here are my steps to Dictatorship:
1/ Creat a facebook group and twitter thing all about how we are going to set up a political party and that I need some votes.
2/ Aim it at the younger generations, those who tend NOT to vote or who have never voted (the majority of the population I'm lead to believe)
3/ Incentivise voting (free chocolate bar/shot/pint if I get into power)
4/ Get an investor (we need a decent following at this point) and create innovative viral ads or 'political broadcasts' enlisting the help of Derren Brown.
5/ Bang on about immigration (tends to win over the tabloid readers)
6/ POWER IS MINE and I go back on all my promises, chuck the queen out using the army (my army hence why not called 'the royal army')
7/ Crush democracy, give myself the position of dictator of the UK.
8/ Sell Wales, or turn it into an open prison.
9/ Ban religion altogether.
10/ Force lazy people to work or send them to labour camps so they can do so at no cost to decent people.
11/ 5 year plans for economic growth.
and finally, give the power to the people, laws will be passed by the public through 'text voting'. Power will go to local authorities who will set their own budgets based on amounts set by my senior financial team (RECRUITING FOR THESE ROLES!!!)
Problem solved :)