Forum news

Whats been going on in the forum, gossip, innuendo and random insults welcome. This is designed to complement pdhz's real news thread btw.

Neutral is still referring to himself in the 3rd person. I am starting to worry about him (more than usual). Any day now he will do a thatcher on us and start using the royal we.
MSF seems to have got me confused with WP. Can someone please explain to him that WP is a communist and I am an anarchist and that there is a diference between the two.
Mr P is mia for some reason.
Ku has expanded into the politic forum.
DR Kates has been sighted participating in a discussion he didn't start so we may be seeing more of him soon.
Mats has gone to ground after resurfacing briefly on his racist thread.
NJ and GL are getting married and we are all invited as bridesmaids
Dr DM has recently psychoanalysed N into submission. It was a beautiful thing to see.
Right thats all I can think of. Someone help me out.

I can't get married to anyone, ever! I've been deleted by Amazon, so I don't actually exist anymore! Mr P is back though, stirring up trouble as usual! (this time in the Ladies Book Readers Club). Neutral and I are friends again?, after our abusive comments to eachother. And MSF has been excluded from entering Britain, if please, he ever leaves the country.

Didn't you hear. MSF's actually posting from a boat off the coast of the channel islands.
Oh good I hate to see you and N fight.
Don't worry. Amazon is a forgiving god. All you have to do is buy something and you will be back in their good books. =)
Ah Mr P is hooked. He will now only be able to endure short spaces of time away from the forums without going into withdrawel. He is now just like us. =)

Wot, idiots! I wish I'd never seen the forums, but they are strangely addictive. However, this clampdown, no swearing, no insulting someone, well it is going to get even more boring! Yes, it is possible it can get worse than this! God I am so tired, I am really bored now! Losing the will to live? Nothing personal!

Neutral: when you say you're starting to worry about him...erm, you mean you're starting to worry about yourself? I'm confused.

I diddn't understand a word of that.

I think gille's worried about you because you are worried about Neutral, ........I think?

WOW, I couldn't believe there were 98 new posts in the MSF column, thought it must have been a mistake. I think personally, it is much better just to ignore the person. And simply report him as abusive, to, well, just about everyone in this country! Incitement to hatred again, funny how some people say they have never heard of him before? Weird that one, I mean, how could someone forget deleting all their posts in supporting him before?

And apparently, you have all been reported as abusive to him and another. So, expecting LOTS of Amazon deletions, as someone seems to have a lot of power with them? Funny old world ain't it!

SURELY, Politics has got to be back in the top six again, at least by tomorrow!

NJ- I said I'd never heard of this guy Michael Savage - NOT the guy who is making comments on the forum. I didn't even know there was a 'real' person called Michael Savage

I have no more influence with Amazon that anyone else . . .

Sorry then Dk. I was trying to catch up reading as quickly as I could. I'd never heard of him either, until Alby gave some details, so I quickly looked him up on Wiki, difficult though, as there is a Canadian Liberal Politician with the same name. Confusing eh? I followed the reference to The Telegraph profile, it is quite interesting, and you can go to YouTube links, or even start listening to his broadcasts if you wish. Unfortunately, you won't be able to see him in this country, even though he was actually born in the UK, as he is, or was, perhaps it's changed, banned from entering this country. And quite right too.

MSF, did you tell the Police about these people you caused grevious bodily harm to, sure you weren't alone, otherwise you must be a very good fighter, taking on nine, sorry, did you say men, or was it women, can't remember now. As regards anti-abortion, I thought you were strongly in favour of it, in certain cases?

You've got me all confused now. Nice speaking to you both, again, bye, bye!

NJ - thanks for the info - I was going to look him up but got side tracked onto something else! Sounds from what you and others have said that he's a bit like Rush Limbaugh - who I had heard of before.

We live in hope.

To an extent, yes.

Just a little joke - I was pretending that you were imitating our Phil and referring to yourself in the third person.

Where is he, btw? On holiday? It's no good teasing him if he's not around.

D

Thank you for your concern but you have no need to worry. Indeed Neutral has more cause to worry seeing as you have deluded yourself into believing Neutral submits to anyone or anything. If you take your prescribed medicines these delusions will disappear -but you must keep taking your medicines regularly. It's proven that most delusions appear when patients forget to take their medication.

Neutral has always been friends with NJ. Those comments which NJ has interpreted as abusive were in fact what Galton and Simpson, writers of Steptoe and Son, called "terms of endearment".

Ah, there you are. I mean, there he is. Ey up!

Tell you what. I'll take mine if you take yours. Maybe then you'll start using the 1st person again like normal people.

Dreamer

Am I the first to remark that ALL of Mr Pineapples' posts seem to have been deleted by the Amazon censor at about 18:00 today? Mr P seems to have gone the way of Michael James. I didn't think he was THAT bad. Evidently Amazon must have taken exception to him lying about being a barrister. Or was it something he said on the fiction forum? Can you elaborate?

And in the last few minutes (while I was typing this post in fact) he has changed his moniker to "Goodbye"!!

And on that bombshell...

I can't claim to have monitored his contributions closely, but he seemed harmless enough from what I saw.

Is somebody gonna make sure NJ's okay...?

He's not that bad. But Damaskcat who appears to be part of a secret amazon cult objects to him. (suspicious anyone?)

Moreover, it seems that if Amazon really don't like you they delete all of your product reviews as well - Mr P has been wiped clean. I agreed he seemed harmless enough, although he did have a habit of deliberately getting people's monikers/names wrong. Maybe there were complaints. I had some enjoyable banter with him, and he never got my name wrong. Maybe he was too scared ...

Time to resurrect the freedom of speech thread on the religion forum?

What happened to her