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Initial post: 4 Feb 2014 13:03:55 GMT
,,,sang somebody or other.

Just wondering how songs would have turned out if written today.

Help me information
I am dying for a pee
perhaps you could direct me
to the nearest lavotree

What other songs would change/need updating due to todays life style.

(....yes you're right, I'm bored)

In reply to an earlier post on 4 Feb 2014 13:21:45 GMT
hey, good lookin'
whatcha got in the george foreman grill?
how's about flingin' some kebab meat in fer me.

Posted on 4 Feb 2014 13:33:36 GMT
anybody here, seen my good friend, martin?
try facebook or his twitter feed

do you know the way to san jose?
use the sat. nav.

how many roads must a man walk down?
google it.

these have all now officially became very short songs :) (also bored, i'll away 'n' walk the dug)

Posted on 4 Feb 2014 13:35:37 GMT
Last edited by the author on 4 Feb 2014 13:37:23 GMT
I want to break free, I want to break free...
I want to break free from this bra, It's so padded and wired - I don't need it?!!
I've got to break free!...God knows, God knows I want to break free!

(The guys will have absolutely no idea what this song is about! - unless, of course, you ever do try forcing and strapping yourself into a fancy wonder bra...?!! ;o>)

In reply to an earlier post on 4 Feb 2014 13:37:31 GMT
have i left the curtains open, again?

In reply to an earlier post on 4 Feb 2014 13:40:19 GMT
Wow!...

Tech, what ever IT is? - YOU have most certainly got IT!!! ;o>

In reply to an earlier post on 4 Feb 2014 13:55:59 GMT
Nugent Dirt says:
suzy, not wise to make assumptions. statistically speaking I'm sure there are some fellas here who might enjoy the feel and texture of chiffon ;0)

In reply to an earlier post on 4 Feb 2014 14:18:24 GMT
(*sigh*)...yes I already know. A very dear friend of mine introduced me to the dubious wonders of a wonder bra - and he always manages to look absolutely fantastic in his as part of his drag queen act! I, on the other hand, prefer comfort first and not to be strapped in, padded out and wired upwards! ;o>

In reply to an earlier post on 4 Feb 2014 15:05:05 GMT
Well I did give it a go once but me balls just rattled around in there.

In reply to an earlier post on 4 Feb 2014 15:12:33 GMT
Wharf Rat says:
What you need........is a 'Jock' strap....Peter...;-)

In reply to an earlier post on 4 Feb 2014 15:18:25 GMT
Jock strap jock.....................yes, that has a certain ring to it....

In reply to an earlier post on 4 Feb 2014 16:07:27 GMT
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Posted on 4 Feb 2014 16:33:38 GMT
Gordon D says:
In the day we sweat it out in the chairs of an air-conditioned call centre.
At night we ride through retail parks in reinforced vehicles with air-bags.
Living with mum & dad on Hawthorn Drive
ABS'd, engine-managed and doing what we're told.
Baby, this town has three good schools and a Waitrose,
It's respectable, it scores well on Zoopla,
We gotta get on the housing ladder.
'Cause tramps like us, baby we were born to be just like everyone else.

Posted on 5 Feb 2014 22:38:25 GMT
Last edited by the author on 6 Feb 2014 13:09:43 GMT
Sitting in London Tube station
Cant get a ticket for any destination Ah mmMMmm
tube staff are all on strike
have to do a Tebbit and get on me bike Mm mm mmm mmmmmmm

Posted on 6 Feb 2014 22:29:44 GMT
Went out my front door this morning
Saw I was on the wrong side of town
Wonder if it happened
when that wave came crashing down

Our house
Its been washed out of the street.......

Posted on 7 Feb 2014 05:45:50 GMT
Billie Jean is not my lover
Shes just a girl who claims I am the one
But the DNA tests show he's not my son.
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Initial post:  4 Feb 2014
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