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In reply to an earlier post on 7 Oct 2012 12:06:01 BDT
Scarlet Lady says:
Morning Kaska - What a Cracker that was Bunj

In reply to an earlier post on 8 Oct 2012 20:32:47 BDT
Frenchie says:
Excellent. I am laughing so much and I had to chase the kids to their bedrooms. No way they are going to read over my shoulder.

Posted on 8 Oct 2012 20:39:19 BDT
Dogmatix says:
The elephant is a dainty bird
Flitting from bough to bough
Hiding amongst the rhubarb herd
And whistling like a cow

Posted on 8 Oct 2012 20:41:14 BDT
Frenchie says:
Here you are, Dogster. That is a top dog's poem **smile**

Posted on 9 Oct 2012 09:16:26 BDT
Dogmatix says:
There was once an old man from Kings Lynn
His false teeth made a terrible din
But it was his proud boast
That when eating dry toast
He could even be heard in Berlin

Posted on 9 Oct 2012 09:18:23 BDT
C says:
Very funny Dog, especially the whistling cow one lol

In reply to an earlier post on 9 Oct 2012 09:31:36 BDT
Brian says:
Very good, Dogmatix,I like that one - the limericks I know are too naughty for the forum.

Posted on 9 Oct 2012 10:52:27 BDT
Last edited by the author on 9 Oct 2012 10:52:41 BDT
BeeJayTee says:
Sometimes I think that I would like
to be a saddle on a bike.

That's the only poem I can recite and often do when I spot a female cyclist.
I'll get my coat.

In reply to an earlier post on 9 Oct 2012 11:53:42 BDT
Brian says:
Ha! I often think that too, BJ. Hope you had a good holiday, BTW.

Posted on 9 Oct 2012 13:24:11 BDT
Dogmatix says:
Sometimes I think that I would like
To be a saddle on a bike
Ridden by girls, I think I'd like
Curse my luck I'm ridden by a d-y-k-e

In reply to an earlier post on 9 Oct 2012 14:58:05 BDT
Brian says:
Wouldn't fancy that,Dogmatix.

In reply to an earlier post on 10 Oct 2012 15:12:50 BDT
That's brilliant bunjee,so funny.: 0))

In reply to an earlier post on 10 Oct 2012 15:21:40 BDT
Scarlet Lady says:
Well funny X

In reply to an earlier post on 10 Oct 2012 15:24:14 BDT
Scarlet Lady says:
Thank you Frenchie Honey am Touched(Or so I have been told)

Posted on 10 Oct 2012 16:37:16 BDT
nephran says:
Silly ol' meses post this on thems wrong threads yesterday....Numpty Meses.....NUMPTIES!!!

Mister thems black birds youses is meses feathers friend
but thems warbling before thems sun-ups,drives meses round thems bends.
Perched high up on thems building giving its plenties by thems light of thems moon
youses sounding likes R2D2,don't youses have thems another tune.
Youses found thems perfect place.Youses got youses thems own spot.
Youses wakes thems groan-ups earlies,whether thems likes it or thems nots.
So pleases Mr.thems Blackbird,have some thoughts for everybodies else.
Youses being well thems numpties only thinkings of youses selfs.

In reply to an earlier post on 10 Oct 2012 16:48:58 BDT
Scarlet Lady says:
Well Funny Meses XX

In reply to an earlier post on 10 Oct 2012 16:53:04 BDT
nephran says:
Thankses thems Scarlets.

In reply to an earlier post on 10 Oct 2012 16:54:53 BDT
 says:
Another corker, Meses. They do sound like R2D2, don't they?

In reply to an earlier post on 10 Oct 2012 17:01:41 BDT
nephran says:
Yepses thems Bear..In thems summers thems never stops..3am in thems morning hims is up on thems top of thems big ol'block of flats givings its plenties.Hims only settles downs at 10pms thems night befores..Hims thems insomniacs bird..

Posted on 10 Oct 2012 17:34:26 BDT
Isabella says:
Don't know how you all do it. I haven't laughed so much in ages.

In reply to an earlier post on 10 Oct 2012 17:41:13 BDT
honeybunny says:
Brilliant meses, most have felt murderous towards our more selfish feathered friends!

In reply to an earlier post on 10 Oct 2012 17:47:53 BDT
Willber G says:
Blackbird, blackbird, do you ever sleep?
No sir, no sir, peep peep peep.
Wake up the groan ups, wake up the kids,
And wake up Ol' Meses as he's watching his vids.

Posted on 10 Oct 2012 17:59:30 BDT
Last edited by the author on 10 Oct 2012 18:04:30 BDT
honeybunny says:
Willbur, Willbur, he's a logic man
He has a permanent scowl, as he works on a plan,
What, I wonder, does Willb do for fun?
Can't see him sitting down, with tea and a cream bun.
Maybe, he searches for Wormholes
Or does his best to fight the trolls!

Posted on 10 Oct 2012 18:04:50 BDT
Willber G says:
Logic Man! Great name for a superhero!
Mr Logic... not so good...

In reply to an earlier post on 10 Oct 2012 18:09:17 BDT
honeybunny says:
Logic Man yes, he would be the brians behind the more actiony hero's and his scientific knowledge would stop the more reckless super heros killing themselves.
My Logic, no, I still have the Viz image of Mr Logic hanging from the light fitting, fed up of logicking all the time!
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