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Poetry is fine. Post a rhyme; time after time.


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Posted on 5 Oct 2012 10:52:17 BDT
C says:
I'm a brunette with lots of grey,
Can't be bothered to colour it away,
The worlds too vain & priorities wrong,
That's what we need to teach our young.

In reply to an earlier post on 5 Oct 2012 11:08:35 BDT
Brian says:
That's sweet of you, thanks Tui :)

In reply to an earlier post on 5 Oct 2012 11:10:30 BDT
Brian says:
That's a nice one, thanks Tui :)

In reply to an earlier post on 5 Oct 2012 11:12:36 BDT
Brian says:
Ha! We used to go on Hol there when we were kids, little faster.

In reply to an earlier post on 5 Oct 2012 11:14:23 BDT
Brian says:
Like it , Tui :)

In reply to an earlier post on 5 Oct 2012 20:55:49 BDT
Frenchie says:
I am glad you liked it Isabella. You are welcome to download it. Thank you for your kind words.

Posted on 5 Oct 2012 21:52:53 BDT
Last edited by the author on 5 Oct 2012 22:06:04 BDT
Caain says:
Francine (Frenchie) Je te remercie, tres emouvant - j'aime bien le brin d'esperance :)
Comme d'hab:) mes amities.

Each and all, I'm enjoying and appreciating your works/poems.
Thank you,
Caain x

Posted on 5 Oct 2012 21:54:00 BDT
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Posted on 5 Oct 2012 21:54:58 BDT
Caain says:
Oops! deleted simply due to double posting :)

In reply to an earlier post on 5 Oct 2012 23:08:10 BDT
Isabella says:
Thanks, I will do that (with your name attached, of course!).

In reply to an earlier post on 6 Oct 2012 05:56:48 BDT
Tui Allen says:
Can't post the dolphin story as its 65,000 words long. But here's a little dolphin poem I wrote years ago and it was in the school journals so thousands of kiwi kids got to know it well. I got a teaching job once because I'd written it. (Long story)

TUMBLER DOLPHIN

Have you met the tumbler dolphin?
As a gymnast he's a cracker!
He likes to go kersploshity-splash,
With his kersploshity-whacker.

He can do tailspins and cartwheels
He can smash the waves to bits
He likes to sprinkle somersault
Onto his fish . . . and chips

If you meet the tumbler dolphin
Whirly-dancing on the sea,
Ask him if he'll do a rocket-skyjump,
Just for me.

Posted on 6 Oct 2012 06:01:20 BDT
Tui Allen says:
Off to Europe in the morning
You won't hear me for a time.
Back home again in ten days
and will then read every rhyme.

Must go and pack.
The old rucksack.

Posted on 6 Oct 2012 11:16:28 BDT
Frenchie says:
When the plane is high in the sky
I will wave you good bye
I will be sad to be left behind
But someone has to mind the daily grind.

In reply to an earlier post on 6 Oct 2012 12:39:40 BDT
Brian says:
Nice poem , thanks Tui :)

In reply to an earlier post on 6 Oct 2012 12:40:50 BDT
Last edited by the author on 7 Oct 2012 10:12:25 BDT
Brian says:
Have a good trip Tui.

Posted on 6 Oct 2012 19:07:30 BDT
A customer says:
I'm leaving on my two worn feet.
You won't see me anymore on this street.
Springs in the air, and the road calls my heart.
I'm leaving in the morning, when the songbirds start.
I'm digging out my travelling cloak, calling on my hound..
Baby you knew when you met me, I wouldn't be staying around.
I won't be leaving notes, kisses or promises spoken.
I might return one day, but I won't make promises to be broken

In reply to an earlier post on 6 Oct 2012 20:41:01 BDT
Frenchie says:
That is very nice Sstim. I like it very much. Thank you.

In reply to an earlier post on 6 Oct 2012 21:57:51 BDT
nephran says:
Is that thems Mr.Zimmermans who wrote its or thems Mr.Martyn thems Tim?

In reply to an earlier post on 6 Oct 2012 22:00:32 BDT
A customer says:
ya cheely beggar, that was all me ya biskit

In reply to an earlier post on 7 Oct 2012 00:32:55 BDT
nephran says:
What kind of Biskit thems Tim?

Posted on 7 Oct 2012 03:32:41 BDT
The missus bought a paperback
down Smiths on Saturday,
I had a look inside 'er bag
Twas Fifty Shades of Grey.

Well I just left her to it,
At ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.

In her left hand she held a rope
And in her right a whip;
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago
I might have had a peek;
But Doris hasn't weathered well,
She's eighty four next week.

Watching Doris bump and grind
Could not have been much grimmer;
Then things went from bad to worse -
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled up upon her feet
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I 'ad to dominate her!!

Now if you knew our Doris,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd muttered.

She stood there nude and naked, like,
Bent forward, just a bit.
I thought what the hell, stepped forward -
And stood on her left tit!

Doris screamed, her teeth shot out,
My god what had I done?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
Step on the other one!

Well readers, I can't tell no more
'bout what occurred that day.
Suffice to say me jet black 'air
Turned fifty shades of Grey.

In reply to an earlier post on 7 Oct 2012 07:50:01 BDT
Scarlet Lady says:
Thats Well funny Bunjster well Funny 10 out of 10

In reply to an earlier post on 7 Oct 2012 09:50:54 BDT
honeybunny says:
Thats brilliant, I really laughed out loud there, youre a natural!

In reply to an earlier post on 7 Oct 2012 10:37:45 BDT
Isabella says:
I can't say I've read it but that's got to be as good as the original! or better...

Posted on 7 Oct 2012 11:41:02 BDT
C says:
Hilarious Bunjee! Still chuckling :)
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