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In reply to an earlier post on 14 Jun 2012 20:18:27 BDT
Brian says:
Good one jill :)

Posted on 14 Jun 2012 20:19:33 BDT
Cruise Queen says:
Wife texts her husband on a cold morning.. " windows frozen?? " The husband texts back "try pouring some luke warm water over"
Wife texts back "computer completely F***** up now"

In reply to an earlier post on 14 Jun 2012 20:21:32 BDT
Brian says:
Ha! Ha! What was it that they wouldn't allow then, Stitch?

In reply to an earlier post on 14 Jun 2012 20:23:44 BDT
Brian says:
Yes, it does in my book, you've made it now, welcome true forumite!

Posted on 14 Jun 2012 20:23:58 BDT
[Deleted by Amazon on 14 Jun 2012 21:01:09 BDT]

Posted on 14 Jun 2012 20:24:29 BDT
Great stuff, Jill....enjoying the giggle while hubby cheers on Spain....

In reply to an earlier post on 14 Jun 2012 20:26:50 BDT
Brian says:
Good one , that had me thinking there,I didn't get it at first, Jill :)

Posted on 14 Jun 2012 20:27:11 BDT
gailpz says:
No offence to anyone who's been in the navy, but a young, inexperienced girl was about to marry a sailor and knowing that her daughter was a virgin, her mother took her to one side and said 'You want to be careful on your honeymoon, love - some of these sailors have been at sea for a long time with only other men for company and sometimes they ask you to do it 'the other way round', you know. Just tell him no, if he asks'. 'Okay,' said the girl. When they came back from the honeymoon, the new bride turned to her husband and said 'Tell me something, darling. I've had a lovely time on honeymoon and our love life has been great but my mum mentioned something to me before we got married and it's been on my mind. Do you ever fancy doing it 'the other way round?'. 'What?' said the husband, 'and fill the house with blo*dy babies?'

In reply to an earlier post on 14 Jun 2012 20:27:56 BDT
Brian says:
Ha! Ha!

Posted on 14 Jun 2012 20:29:43 BDT
LOL, Gail...and you got away with only one *....**jealous**....

In reply to an earlier post on 14 Jun 2012 20:30:06 BDT
Brian says:
Ha! Ha ! Nice one, Gail :-)

Posted on 14 Jun 2012 20:31:17 BDT
gailpz says:
Well, maybe the word itself isn't considered too bad, Stitch - it can be used as a genuine word, can't it? I just didn't want to take a chance on being deleted and having to type it out again!

In reply to an earlier post on 14 Jun 2012 20:31:18 BDT
Brian says:
Put a space in then Like I do

Posted on 14 Jun 2012 20:43:41 BDT
Brian says:
What's the difference between a vitamin, and a hormone? ..... you can't hear a vitamin , but you can hear..

In reply to an earlier post on 14 Jun 2012 20:46:24 BDT
I wouldn't know about that, Bri! (But I sniggered all the same)

OH given up on footie, happy with half time score, off to keep him company, night all.

Posted on 14 Jun 2012 20:50:55 BDT
gailpz says:
Night night Stitch

In reply to an earlier post on 14 Jun 2012 20:51:53 BDT
Brian says:
Night , Stitch

In reply to an earlier post on 14 Jun 2012 21:10:23 BDT
Smudgeroonie says:
Love this one - thanks Jill!

Posted on 15 Jun 2012 11:30:15 BDT
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Any one can roast beef.

Posted on 15 Jun 2012 11:37:15 BDT
Scarlet Lady says:
Dont know or remember any naughty Jokes - Only clean one I remember is Man goes to the Doctor and Says "Doctor I keep thinking I am Tom Jones" Doctor replies "It's not Unusual"

In reply to an earlier post on 15 Jun 2012 12:32:06 BDT
Brian says:
I like that one, Blue

In reply to an earlier post on 15 Jun 2012 12:34:01 BDT
Brian says:
Good one D , little clean gems can be the best jokes

Posted on 15 Jun 2012 12:39:24 BDT
Just caught up on the ones I missed, good stuff my fellow posters...Brian...I DID pick the cleaner ones from OH's collection, lol.

In reply to an earlier post on 15 Jun 2012 13:02:41 BDT
Brian says:
Wow! His collection must be pretty naughty then :)

In reply to an earlier post on 15 Jun 2012 14:28:46 BDT
Suze says:
Don't be boring :-), post some more
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