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say something about amazon customer service team....

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In reply to an earlier post on 7 Dec 2011 15:24:02 GMT
"I just opened the box and revived one sock."

Did it swoon when it saw you Ollie?

In reply to an earlier post on 7 Dec 2011 15:32:43 GMT
It was shocked as was I, apparently it was due to be delivered to a sweat old lady not a tall, noisy, annoying and frankly scary looking trog such as me!

What's worse is its flying solo!

Posted on 11 Dec 2011 18:57:55 GMT
Legs Akimbo says:
I'ma tuba ane Amazon service make me wan to parp out a bum note .

Posted on 11 Dec 2011 20:26:19 GMT
Amazon got me pregnant then refused to accept responsibility, so im taking them on the jeremy kyle show im buying a tracksuit just for the occasion.

In reply to an earlier post on 11 Dec 2011 20:57:11 GMT
nephran says:
Youses gotta learn how to speak thems Chavs as well thems Lee..

Posted on 11 Dec 2011 21:01:45 GMT
A customer says:
wow the fun forum, just what craazzyy stuff do you get up to here

In reply to an earlier post on 11 Dec 2011 21:03:47 GMT
nephran says:
Not thems lot uncle Tim...Thems only two threads and meses creates one of 'ems!!

Posted on 11 Dec 2011 21:06:35 GMT
A customer says:
Surely legs apart and mad cow diseased badger must have a wild old time

Posted on 11 Dec 2011 21:38:09 GMT
I will learn chav the jk show puts you on a 6 month course before you can go on stage, at the end of the, know what i mean, innit, its not my baby, the lie detcetor is wrong i neva cheated 36 times with your sister and finally my moms new boyfriend touches me when he is drunk.

Its so educational.

In reply to an earlier post on 12 Dec 2011 06:53:37 GMT
qashqai 57 says:
You ought to think your self lucky you have a service like Amazon.Just stop running them down!

Posted on 12 Dec 2011 14:19:49 GMT
All i want them to do is pay me qashqui whats wrong with that money for the baby, It takes 2 to tango.

Posted on 13 Dec 2011 18:17:11 GMT
Spin says:
Amazon will only listen to what you say if it concerns economic and health & safety laws. Amazon are currently battling to escape the loophole in the UK taxation system. Soon, instead of your goods taking a few days delivery from tax-free Jersey, they will take a week from tax-free India. Or China. Amazon also "sets" prices", making the consumer believe that what they purchase is "cheaper". But this is a conspiricy between all the street stores and all online business. EG: Games are cheaper to buy on Amazon, but include the delivery and they are uncannily the same as buying the game in your local shop without delivery charge. Think about it. We are being screwed not only by Amazon, but by the system...

In reply to an earlier post on 13 Dec 2011 19:49:35 GMT
nephran says:
That's thems one way of spinning its..

In reply to an earlier post on 14 Dec 2011 11:33:31 GMT
Last edited by the author on 14 Dec 2011 11:34:43 GMT
Yes of course Spin, Amazon and all high street retailers are part of a cartel and are engaging in extremly illegal pricing strategies.

Or to look at it another way, I know this is a bit extreme but hear me out, they have similar prices to remain competetive with each other and it's not all a big conspiracy.

EDIT: Also amazon offer free delivery so there is no delivery charge to include.

Posted on 14 Dec 2011 11:35:35 GMT
RABB says:
And of course the High Street retailers are very keen to ensure that Amazon get cheaper prices.

In reply to an earlier post on 15 Dec 2011 13:16:42 GMT
Heh who you calling diseased?

I've been tested.....

Actually I haven't had the results back yet, but that's not the point.

In reply to an earlier post on 15 Dec 2011 22:30:43 GMT
I'm still waiting for those results dude, got this strange rash on my back after that night at Hackett's.

In reply to an earlier post on 16 Dec 2011 17:49:30 GMT
LEP says:
It's called competitive pricing.

In reply to an earlier post on 16 Dec 2011 19:55:33 GMT
what the disease lep? is it serious?

sorry stew, im not sure there is a cure!

Posted on 25 Dec 2011 12:34:37 GMT
nephran says:
Merry christmas thems Amazon customer service team...

In reply to an earlier post on 29 Dec 2011 20:28:32 GMT
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In reply to an earlier post on 29 Dec 2011 22:25:27 GMT
Maria says:
Whoo lernd yew to spel-its like edukshun no wot am seyin yea.

Posted on 30 Dec 2011 17:43:08 GMT
Spin says:
The Amazon customer team are excellent. NO problems. It is the guys looking over their shoulder I worry about...

Posted on 2 Jan 2012 01:23:54 GMT
Jesse Nandra says:
they re great

Posted on 2 Jan 2012 01:50:13 GMT
Amazon are a cover for somalian pirates, which is why they have a depot in swansea right on the coast.
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