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Has Anybody Seen Our Olga?


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Initial post: 7 Jun 2012 15:33:10 BDT
? ? ? REWARD GIVEN ON RETURN ? ? ?

Posted on 7 Jun 2012 15:34:54 BDT
Currently M.I.A.

Last seen in green rollers and a silver hairnet and wearing a pink frilly pinny,

whilst frantically downing a magnum of quite remarkable champagne, skt held g a vi erum a fara a hrun!

and assuming the shintoto trebostine position on Icelandic Flight 694,.....?

Only, we've just recovered the remains of her balaclava,.....and her pet poodle is getting cold.

Posted on 7 Jun 2012 16:36:42 BDT
G OODFELLA says:
last seen dousing his balaclava in lambs navy rum before leaving jd wetherspoons on route to the zoo time road show at lloyds bar.

Posted on 7 Jun 2012 19:16:29 BDT
Colin/Mark/Kev/Colin?
Too vague for the reward, I'm afraid - only genuine sightings can be fully validated.
Or failing that, the return of her Mega Mould Identity Tags as positive proof of her tragic demise.

Posted on 9 Jun 2012 21:08:06 BDT
Our Olga has returned! - she went to have her toenails cut, but sadly,
got the work experience girl instead and has accidentally undergone a full lobotomy!
We have yet to tell whether it has actually made any noticeable difference to her usual level of lunacy,
but we think it highly unlikely! x Welcome home Olga! :o>

In reply to an earlier post on 9 Jun 2012 22:09:44 BDT
wobberoo says:
I thought Olga might have gone to Buckingham Palace.I believe Christopher Robin and Alice were there,but I'm not sure whether Olga,or the expected guest of honour,attended?

Posted on 10 Jun 2012 06:47:45 BDT
Last edited by the author on 10 Jun 2012 06:48:43 BDT
I was lurking in your freezer all this Time with Crompton the barman from The Lord Trebostine Arms, He is very good at Darts but hsit ta scarbbel.

Posted on 10 Jun 2012 11:26:10 BDT
Last edited by the author on 10 Jun 2012 11:28:43 BDT
Any good at Pomonoly?
Well, I guess as you found yourself, you deserve the reward,.....but don't tell Colin - you know he will break his little heart with crying when he finds he hasn't won again.

Congratulations Poppet on being found virtually safe and almost well - Winnie The Pooh Trophy Tumbler! - Enjoy! x

Posted on 11 Jun 2012 15:38:41 BDT
Last seen trying to defrost a Donkey with a Stintoto Trebostine Blow Torch.

Posted on 11 Jun 2012 15:40:41 BDT
I don't talk to strangers!
I was brought up proper!

Posted on 12 Jun 2012 20:34:48 BDT
OUR OLGA EST MORT x :o<

LONG LIVE COLEEN ! ! ! ;o>

Posted on 19 Jun 2012 16:17:48 BDT
G OODFELLA says:
ok took a while but the spicy donkey skewers are all finished for the church fete...seems only fitting as all the little kiddies rode him last year at the fete.

Why didn't i win ? was it because i didn't realise it was a competition until too late...damm those melons/lemons

In reply to an earlier post on 19 Jun 2012 16:24:23 BDT
Lucky I waited I won the Christmas cake.

Posted on 19 Jun 2012 16:26:55 BDT
G OODFELLA says:
wow las bogas you have a new name...did you win that as well...wheres the name competition i need a new one

In reply to an earlier post on 24 Jun 2012 11:38:55 BDT
Sorry, about the past the sell-by date on the marzipan, Mr Trebostine.
The nurse did say that you will be out of Intensive Care soon though???
GET WELL SOON! Lots of Love, Ouzo. x x x

In reply to an earlier post on 24 Jun 2012 11:41:32 BDT
Coleen, a name change is a bit of a radical move, don't you think???
Personally, when I'm a bit blue, I find buying a new pair of high heels works wonders! x

In reply to an earlier post on 16 Jun 2013 13:52:22 BDT
Agricola says:
have you tried oglefakes?
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