Yo guys. How's thine all doing? A bit about myself. I've written some poetry as well as plays for the Queen, but mostly I just like to hang out at the pub mind-sparring with Christopher Marlowe. I like darts, lawn bowling and harassing small children with big words. My pet peeves include anyone who thinks they can rival my greatness. I also hate dogs. OUT OUT DAMN SPOT!!
My new play, Romeo and Juliet is about a couple who just can't groove to the tune on account of one family thinks the other is bogus. Please ignore Gnomeo & Juliet that squallid pitiful bile pilfered from my mind's eye and called original with the insertion of garden statues. Dost thou shameth not?
Also, check me out at Barnes & Noble at 82nd and Broadway next week, where I'll be signing copies of my new book King Lear (The New Folger Library Shakespeare) now available in paperback!
PS - that Anne Hathaway character running around making movies is NOT the real Anne Hathaway. Dig it.
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