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Posted on 6 Feb 2012 21:52:14 GMT
765 - 43210 blastoff!

Posted on 6 Feb 2012 22:38:15 GMT
Handybird says:
764 - knock knock on the door ..

Posted on 6 Feb 2012 22:45:57 GMT
763 Gosh I need a wee!

Posted on 7 Feb 2012 03:23:45 GMT
Handybird says:
762 - Best get yourself to the loo!

Posted on 7 Feb 2012 08:07:12 GMT
761 - cor that doesn't half hum!

Posted on 7 Feb 2012 10:32:37 GMT
Handybird says:
760 - It wasn't me!

Posted on 7 Feb 2012 10:34:58 GMT
759 - All cleaned up now, smelling of pine!

Posted on 8 Feb 2012 08:12:15 GMT
Handybird says:
758 - Oh thanks, that's great!

Posted on 8 Feb 2012 08:17:17 GMT
757 - I'm off to Devon

Posted on 8 Feb 2012 08:20:11 GMT
Handybird says:
756 - scones and cream to give big licks?

Posted on 8 Feb 2012 08:24:15 GMT
755 - then to dance and twist and jive

Posted on 8 Feb 2012 08:25:55 GMT
Handybird says:
754 - only to fall exhausted to the floor

Posted on 8 Feb 2012 08:35:07 GMT
753 - to sleep long and heavily

Posted on 8 Feb 2012 08:36:48 GMT
Handybird says:
752 - the whole night through

Posted on 8 Feb 2012 17:46:52 GMT
751 Poo! He's done another one.

Posted on 8 Feb 2012 18:01:00 GMT
750 - better clean that up pretty swiftly

Posted on 8 Feb 2012 18:22:33 GMT
749 Phew! Done it! Just in time.

Posted on 8 Feb 2012 18:24:34 GMT
Handybird says:
748 - You've missed a bit mate!

Posted on 8 Feb 2012 18:55:57 GMT
747 - runway to heaven

Posted on 8 Feb 2012 19:22:04 GMT
Handybird says:
746 - necks with cricks

Posted on 9 Feb 2012 08:50:26 GMT
Handybird says:
745 - It's not Kenin! It's Clive!
744 - He's at the door!
743 - He's come for tea!
742 - What shall we do?
741 - Tell him we've none?
740 - What? No tea!
739 - But it's time!
738 - And he's late!
737 - Oh no! There's Kevin!
736 - Hide the bics!
735 - To eat them all he'll strive!
734 - Till there's no more?
733 - For you or me!
732 - We'll feel blue.
731 - When they're all gone.
730 - Woe, woe and thrice woe!

Posted on 9 Feb 2012 09:24:28 GMT
729 - Everything is fine
728 - In fact, its great
727 - I'm floating, in heaven

Posted on 9 Feb 2012 10:07:08 GMT
726 Have you crossed the Styx
725 Or are you still alive?
724 Is there Heaven any more?

Posted on 9 Feb 2012 10:12:12 GMT
723 still in work, unfortunately
722 not the weekend yet, boo-hoo
721 want to go out and have some fun

Posted on 9 Feb 2012 10:45:54 GMT
Last edited by the author on 9 Feb 2012 10:47:15 GMT
Handybird says:
720 - the plate's empty!
719 - licked it clean!
718 - that was mean!
717 - you should have seen!
716 - he was like a fiend!
715 - he isn't lean.
714 - not like Jean.
713 - has she been?
712 - she had a delve.
711 - left at seven.
710 - doesn't like men.
709 - no time to dine?
708 - Hah! Empty plate!

(beeb? oops!)
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