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Come on - why don't we write our own book right here in the fiction forum ? I'll do the first sentence, and then jump in....hold on, here we go...


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Posted on 29 Sep 2011 13:19:17 BDT
gabbleblodgits - that should sort him out!

Posted on 29 Sep 2011 13:38:25 BDT
"But wouldn't that create a singularity?" asked the spam armed Jill.

Posted on 29 Sep 2011 13:50:33 BDT
She was distracted from this interesting question when her arm was bitten off by the dinosaur.

Posted on 29 Sep 2011 13:59:00 BDT
S. Whistler says:
Then she ran with her one spam arm as fast as possible away from the dinosour and all his mates!

Posted on 29 Sep 2011 14:24:01 BDT
Meanwhile, in a galaxy far, far, away...

Posted on 29 Sep 2011 14:25:30 BDT
Last edited by the author on 29 Sep 2011 14:26:27 BDT
"Good grief!" said the astrophysicist. "I've created a world full of spam eating dinosaurs."

Will

Posted on 29 Sep 2011 14:30:08 BDT
have to let them loose on the internet and clean it up! The world will be eternally grateful.

Posted on 29 Sep 2011 15:13:06 BDT
And spam free! But what about the bouncing...

Posted on 29 Sep 2011 15:35:43 BDT
Last edited by the author on 29 Sep 2011 15:35:56 BDT
balls of troll doom? Those ones that lurk, hidden in the shadows of the most popular internet sites, even the pornographic ones, waiting to spread forth with haste and fly to the ......

Posted on 29 Sep 2011 15:50:29 BDT
planet Mars on a Harley Davidson. How

Posted on 29 Sep 2011 15:53:15 BDT
can they do this with spam arms? Surely they

In reply to an earlier post on 29 Sep 2011 16:18:30 BDT
Old Duffer says:
would need a can-opener or could they just

Posted on 29 Sep 2011 17:30:22 BDT
drill through the can and suck out the delicious contents

Posted on 29 Sep 2011 22:35:30 BDT
LML says:
through their terrifyingly long

Posted on 29 Sep 2011 22:43:50 BDT
Lez Lee says:
Johns which have been warming by the fire ready for

Posted on 29 Sep 2011 22:47:36 BDT
them to go snuggles with their teddies and head to the land of Nod.

Posted on 29 Sep 2011 23:02:25 BDT
Marion says:
When Nod found out they were coming he erected a force field to stop them, suddenly they all...

Posted on 29 Sep 2011 23:16:30 BDT
went bonk as they hit the force field travelling at speen

Posted on 30 Sep 2011 06:17:10 BDT
Oracle says:
Speen was the capital city of the Land of Nod and was particularly noted for its fine

Posted on 30 Sep 2011 08:30:12 BDT
Louise Wise says:
meat balls in custard.
Jack, Sid, Babs and the rest of the crew arrived

Posted on 30 Sep 2011 08:58:12 BDT
riding bareback on a jelly unicorn screaming, "Ooh er missus".

Posted on 30 Sep 2011 10:07:30 BDT
Longshanks says:
But that was not what was worrying Gordon the Gay Garden Gnome.

Posted on 30 Sep 2011 10:13:02 BDT
Martin says:
"I had one once, but the wheels fell off" he thought to himself sadly.

Posted on 30 Sep 2011 10:16:21 BDT
Old Duffer says:
As a member of an ethnic minority, subject to such terrible alliteration, he realised that a Gok Wan makeover was necessary. Immediately he grabbed a

Posted on 30 Sep 2011 11:20:44 BDT
shovel and knocked some sense into the gay Gordon. It was just a fling but
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