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Come on - why don't we write our own book right here in the fiction forum ? I'll do the first sentence, and then jump in....hold on, here we go...

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In reply to an earlier post on 28 Sep 2011 17:43:57 BDT
Last edited by the author on 28 Sep 2011 17:45:51 BDT
LEP says:
tiffin. So saying she grabbed Sid James and

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 17:46:51 BDT
Ben Kane says:
Barbara Windsor and started doing the can can, when

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 18:10:49 BDT
suddenly an asteroid the size of a city slammed into the earth and killed every single creature on it except for

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 18:11:34 BDT
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Posted on 28 Sep 2011 18:37:15 BDT
Last edited by the author on 28 Sep 2011 18:40:55 BDT
the astrophysicist who said he could recreate the world in

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 19:07:57 BDT
LML says:
a jiffy, except he was already late for an appointment with

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 20:06:44 BDT
a large yet perfectly proportioned albatross called Winston

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 20:17:19 BDT
who was determined to be first in the queue for a price drop at Tesco

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 20:20:08 BDT
So he went to Magerathea instead and ordered a new copy of the earth as the dolphins had changed their minds.

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 21:09:57 BDT
When Winston jumped the queue, he got more than he bargained for. The

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 21:44:55 BDT
cashier doubled his clubcard points and asked him if he wanted to buy

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 21:57:54 BDT
some jaffa cakes! Suddenly a lingering flash of reality invaded the mind. Jack awoke once more. Had it all been a dream, a hallucination perhaps? He looked around and saw the empty syringes on the table. What had they given him? He felt sick. Now the room was empty, a solitary candle provided the only light. Where was everybody? Why did they run from him? Where there really badgers? "Focus!", he muttered to himself as he grappled for the door. It was unlocked. Jack turned the handle and tentatively pulled the door ajar. "I have to get out of here!" he thought, "But first I have to

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 22:00:54 BDT
LML says:
spend so much time trying to leave that the evil doers catch me in the act of escaping and

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 22:23:44 BDT
they then spend several pages explaining their dastardly scheme to kill me.

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 22:24:05 BDT
Shopperholic says:
spotting Sid James and Barbara Windsor in a threesome with Churchill (the dog, not the ex PM)
'OMG!' shouted Jack.
'It's the end of the world,' yelled Babs, her boobies heaving. 'Didn't you know an asteroid is going to hit any moment now.'
Sid flipped back the covers...

Posted on 29 Sep 2011 03:53:10 BDT
Last edited by the author on 29 Sep 2011 03:53:31 BDT
revealing Katie Price, that suntanned bird from The Only Way Is Essex and the cast of Glee, all of whom appeared to be

Posted on 29 Sep 2011 07:54:56 BDT
suffereing from sore throats and unable to sing, also from various injuries - so there was a lot of groaning going on. Katie was looking rather deflated since

Posted on 29 Sep 2011 08:42:11 BDT
Shopperholic says:
she tripped over Sid's toupee and landed flat on her chest. Still, Jack wasn't about to turn the invite down and he jumped into bed.
'Do you hear that?' asked that suntanned bird from The Only Way is Essex. 'Do you think that high-pitched whirring noise is the space ship?'

Posted on 29 Sep 2011 11:34:53 BDT
LML says:
"No" answered Jack, "There's some sort of malfunction in the equipment that runs

In reply to an earlier post on 29 Sep 2011 11:36:14 BDT
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Posted on 29 Sep 2011 11:49:16 BDT
"There's some sort of malfunction in the equipment that runs on tomato juice." Jill finished Jack's sentence for him. "Must have run out of tomato juice at Tescos again. Would

Posted on 29 Sep 2011 12:11:39 BDT
anyone care to scratch my back as I have a terrible itch there." Jack smiled. "I would, but unfortunately

Posted on 29 Sep 2011 12:45:18 BDT
my arms are made of spam. What the hell is that large...

Posted on 29 Sep 2011 12:58:34 BDT
S. Whistler says:
dinosour which I thought were extinct, oh no its coming right at me .......

Posted on 29 Sep 2011 13:01:29 BDT
quick, flick him in the...
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