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Posted on 5 Oct 2011 13:55:04 BDT
Longshanks says:
my image. She turned sideways and reviewed her image in the tall mirror she kept for admiring herself inside the door of her elderly Ikea kitchen broom cupboard. There was nothing there! She had no image! Was this because she had no backstory and therefore was only a two-dimensional character? Or was she a vampire? OMG, if she was - or, she thought prudishly, if she were - a vampire, then surely van Helsing
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Posted on 5 Oct 2011 14:42:56 BDT
M. Riches says:
...was a flying Dutchman!
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Posted on 5 Oct 2011 14:44:10 BDT
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LEP says:
Vampire stories were very popular at the moment she thought. Perhaps if she could write one that she would have enough money to rent an apartment of her own away from her Stepfather, greedy sister and whinging Cinderella. That girl was always complaining about having to do the housework and saying that her Stepsisters should do their share. Well they couldn't do that could they , they might break a nail. What sort of husband would want them then?

Where was that idiot Jack Buttons? He'd promised to take her to The Ivy for lunch, lots of prospective husbands to be found there.
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Posted on 5 Oct 2011 15:54:09 BDT
Longshanks says:
Jack put his hands in his pockets and looked up the Ivy. 'Ivy?' he said, 'doesn't look like ivy to me. Look,' he said to the cow (silly old or moo, he didn't care which) as he flicked at the fruit on it, 'that's not ivy. It's a bean. This is a bean stalk - and don't you dare make any smart comments about what it's been.'

'Look,' said the cow, 'I may walk on four legs, but I know a magic beanstalk when I see one. And that's a magic beanstalk, if ever I saw one.'

'OK, smartypants, what's magic about a beanstalk, then?'
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Posted on 5 Oct 2011 16:42:01 BDT
Lez Lee says:
'It's far more interesting than a pea's talk which is usually about .....
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Posted on 5 Oct 2011 18:09:16 BDT
kistar says:
...higher beings ,given that elevated status by none other than themselves , Jack knew he had to keep moving to avoid capture from....
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Posted on 5 Oct 2011 18:09:46 BDT
Pollyanna Hadley says:
governments deciding who's in charge and who's going to
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In reply to an earlier post on 5 Oct 2011 18:15:58 BDT
LEP says:
pay the higher rate of taxes for keeping magic beanstalks and talking plastic or concrete cows. So he started to climb up the giant beanstalk. His reasoning being that if he had to pay higher taxes on it, then he might as well see what was at the top. He climbed and climbed...
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Posted on 5 Oct 2011 18:46:35 BDT
knocked out 73 just woke up says:
( Can't wait for the film adaptation of this masterpiece, but who will play Jill ?, or Yuk, or indeed Jack himself ??)
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Posted on 5 Oct 2011 18:48:06 BDT
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Captain Chaos (Semper Vigilans) says:
As she slid across the bench seat of the 1961 Cresta her houndstooth skirt rode up to reveal a generous expanse of...
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Posted on 5 Oct 2011 18:57:54 BDT
Lez Lee says:
hounds' teeth which.....
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In reply to an earlier post on 5 Oct 2011 19:25:21 BDT
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Captain Chaos (Semper Vigilans) says:
'By gum!' He said throwing her a Dentistick
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Posted on 5 Oct 2011 19:30:50 BDT
knocked out 73 just woke up says:
began to gnash in a manner one can only term distracting. Suddenly...
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Posted on 5 Oct 2011 20:51:00 BDT
J. Randall says:
the Cresta hit a bump and all hell broke loose. It swerved right and headed toward an approaching lorry...
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Posted on 5 Oct 2011 20:53:07 BDT
knocked out 73 just woke up says:
for an instant time stood still
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Posted on 5 Oct 2011 20:53:29 BDT
knocked out 73 just woke up says:
time itself drew breath
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Posted on 5 Oct 2011 20:53:51 BDT
knocked out 73 just woke up says:
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Posted on 5 Oct 2011 20:54:34 BDT
knocked out 73 just woke up says:
.....(unbearable suspense music will cut in, in the movie version).....
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Posted on 5 Oct 2011 20:54:54 BDT
knocked out 73 just woke up says:
and then
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Posted on 5 Oct 2011 20:58:16 BDT
Susan Alison says:
, taking advantage of the lull in the action, the icecream vendors came out in their droves; their speciality was...
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Posted on 5 Oct 2011 20:58:21 BDT
Rie says:
There was a sucking sound...
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In reply to an earlier post on 5 Oct 2011 21:29:56 BDT
LEP says:
Meanwhile Jack Buttons was still climbing up the bean stalk with the cow still standing at the bottom, gazing up at the steadily disappearing Jack.
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Posted on 5 Oct 2011 21:47:59 BDT
LML says:
The cow pondered *Is Jack small...or just far away?*, before setting out to
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In reply to an earlier post on 5 Oct 2011 22:00:20 BDT
Last edited by the author on 5 Oct 2011 22:00:46 BDT
LEP says:
eat the beanstalk. He ate slowly and methodically, chewing 30 times before swallowing and savoured every mouthful.

Suddenly Jack felt as though he was lower down the beanstalk than he has been earlier. Hadn't he passed that swallow sitting on the telegraph wire, at least two minutes ago. Jack looked down and saw the cow chewing thoughtfully. "Oi", he shouted down...
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