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Come on - why don't we write our own book right here in the fiction forum ? I'll do the first sentence, and then jump in....hold on, here we go...

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In reply to an earlier post on 28 Sep 2011 11:32:30 BDT
Last edited by the author on 28 Sep 2011 11:35:28 BDT
nocheese says:
furry fiends. Even the high alliterative quality of the compound could not hold the stripey saucepot.

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 11:37:27 BDT
He was an escape artist par excellence. Unfortunately that was the only thing artistic or excellent about him.

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 11:56:49 BDT
LML says:
Except, of course, for his habit of setting all of his conversations to the music of

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 11:58:36 BDT
Chris De Burgh!

In reply to an earlier post on 28 Sep 2011 12:04:10 BDT
LEP says:
But, as if to foil his dastardly escape plot, there stood the lady in red.

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 12:31:48 BDT
She asks 'would you like to dance with me, cheek to cheek?' (i am loving this thread)

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 12:34:40 BDT
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Posted on 28 Sep 2011 12:37:13 BDT
Great Scot says:
In a moment.... first I have to..

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 12:47:54 BDT
LML says:
get as far away from here as possible by

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 12:56:40 BDT
putting myself into an angry birds level and getting fired out of a catapult

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 13:07:07 BDT
"Splat!" the sound of elastic zinged through the air as the angry bird

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 13:18:53 BDT
flew away, wondering why anyone would think it was a good idea to be fired at concrete blocks

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 13:36:21 BDT
- particularly as they never got any of their eggs back...

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 13:44:50 BDT
Babs says:
which was not unusual as the eggs were made of chocolate and

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 13:46:38 BDT
the pigs absolutely gobbled them up as soon as they got hold of them.

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 14:19:05 BDT
LML says:
Meanwhile, the sirens were still caterwauling like

In reply to an earlier post on 28 Sep 2011 14:25:44 BDT
Last edited by the author on 28 Sep 2011 14:26:09 BDT
LEP says:
fighting cats, indicating that the Huns were invading.

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 14:49:39 BDT
The Goths girded themselves for battle, while the Emo tribe hid in a cave and cried.

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 15:14:12 BDT
LML says:
Later, as the Emo tribe were trying to repair their eye makeup, there was a ghastly

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 15:16:10 BDT
Last edited by the author on 28 Sep 2011 15:17:14 BDT
wailing and cries of..."Oh misery and much gloominess.For us there can be no happy end"

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 15:31:36 BDT
LML says:
"Pull yourselves together" shouted the nearby

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 15:39:24 BDT
gentleman who was finishing a joke about a man who walks into the doctor's because he feels like a pair of curtains. Then he turned and raised his hand which was holding a

In reply to an earlier post on 28 Sep 2011 15:54:59 BDT
nocheese says:
copy of Roget's Thesaurus, which enabled him to add to 'misery and much gloominess' - grief, sadness, melancholy, dole, woe, wretchedness, despair, desolation, hopelessness, infelicity, he would have continued, but Felicity took exception to that last one and

Posted on 28 Sep 2011 17:42:06 BDT
Great Scot says:
kicked the living daylights out of his Thesarus. That's better, she said smoothing down her voluminous skirts, now I think it's time for..

In reply to an earlier post on 28 Sep 2011 17:43:15 BDT
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