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Come on - why don't we write our own book right here in the fiction forum ? I'll do the first sentence, and then jump in....hold on, here we go...

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Posted on 2 Oct 2011 17:33:37 BDT
Jack still dripping with vinegar removed his headphones, saw the assembled crowd of emo freaks and inbred goths and exacted bloody vengeance for their crimes against humanity with his trusted urumi.

Posted on 2 Oct 2011 17:50:47 BDT
when suddenly Jack woke up and realised it had all been a dream. His phone was ringing. He shook his head sleepily and answered it. It was....

Posted on 2 Oct 2011 17:55:58 BDT
laughoutloud says:
his boss asking where he had been for the last three years? Jack looked down to find that his missing leg was now attached with a plaster, a wing and a prayer but when he looked in the mirror he was aghast to see..

Posted on 2 Oct 2011 18:18:09 BDT
that his first grey hair had appeared....this was, he recalled the ancient prophecy, to be the first sign that he was approaching the opening stages of the first part of a journey that could only end in....

Posted on 2 Oct 2011 18:18:24 BDT
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Posted on 2 Oct 2011 18:19:51 BDT
LML says:
time for tea, which would consist of..

Posted on 2 Oct 2011 18:22:43 BDT
slugs and snails and

Posted on 2 Oct 2011 18:24:28 BDT
a permeable paper sachet of dried leaves infused with boiling water and topped off with a dash of semi-skimmed. He sipped the tea and realised something was missing, then girding his loins (for it was breakfast after all) he plunged, what can only be described as his biscuit into the very midst of the steaming cup with astonishing results. His jaws dropped slackly open. His eyes gawked as before them...

Posted on 2 Oct 2011 18:27:14 BDT
LML says:
the biscuit slowly bent, then separated, with the broken piece being swallowed up by the steaming liquid. *NOOOOOOOOOOOO* he cried, *that was my ....

Posted on 2 Oct 2011 18:30:08 BDT
first dunk related disaster after years of perfection....the second part of the ancient prophecy has been' he broken down into sobs and wails, as the soggy biscuit slowly soaked up the tea until, like his very soul, it sunk to the bottom of his cup. Suddenly he sprang to his feet, there was one last was crazy but it might, just might, work if only he could..

Posted on 2 Oct 2011 18:30:40 BDT
Last edited by the author on 2 Oct 2011 18:31:09 BDT
get a post in before someone else did!

Posted on 2 Oct 2011 18:32:06 BDT
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Posted on 2 Oct 2011 18:37:42 BDT

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Posted on 2 Oct 2011 18:38:37 BDT
he could

Posted on 2 Oct 2011 18:38:53 BDT
think of

Posted on 2 Oct 2011 18:39:07 BDT
which was

Posted on 2 Oct 2011 18:39:20 BDT
of course,

Posted on 2 Oct 2011 18:39:40 BDT
predictably enough

Posted on 2 Oct 2011 18:39:53 BDT
the word :

Posted on 2 Oct 2011 18:51:44 BDT

Posted on 2 Oct 2011 19:04:38 BDT
quickly replaced by antidisestablishmentarianism. Uncle Disestablishmentarianism died long ago in

Posted on 2 Oct 2011 19:38:43 BDT
Lez Lee says:
a terrible accident involving a haggis and...

Posted on 2 Oct 2011 19:39:40 BDT
Longships says:
a bedsit in Neasden. PC Plod had solved the crime all on his own and Larry the Lamb was now doing time for it, sharing a cell with a politically incorrect jamjar cutout who had been banged up for
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