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In reply to an earlier post on 13 Jun 2012 18:20:19 BDT
Well I am trying to be very fair, accurate and expose some abysmal junk
that somehow managed to get sad/bad"critics" to rate the garbage films.

I have to go for a lie down now as all these abominably gross WORST
FILMS I have to expose are consuming my mental/physical energies.Later.

Posted on 13 Jun 2012 18:22:45 BDT
Shazzerman says:
Yes, a lie down will do you the world of good...

In reply to an earlier post on 13 Jun 2012 19:13:40 BDT
Post Soviet says:
Still waiting you to name ONE worst film you've ever seen.

Posted on 13 Jun 2012 22:10:17 BDT
Hot fuzz.to begin with. Just. So. Awful. And boring. Unfunny.
I didny watch it from choice. 90% of the time u can tell a bad movie. That 10% is just bad judgment. But normally its your bf/gf or friends who want to watch "the funniest film of the year" . Or "the scariest film of the decade". And your the one whos not falling for it. People are idiots.lol

Posted on 13 Jun 2012 22:27:10 BDT
Sherlock holmes a game of shadows.
Juno
The vampires assistant.
Dracula- keanu reeves one.
The omen.
Dracula 2000
The last exorcism and all the exorcist films.
Batman bgins.
Anger managment
the village
most so called horrors. Rubbish stabby/killing pointless and bad acting.
40 year old virgin.
The day after tomorrow.sleeeeeeeep.
dawn of thedead. And all those of the dead crap.
Catwoman. Whoa thats awsomly bad.
Emplyee of the month
waiting.

In reply to an earlier post on 13 Jun 2012 22:37:44 BDT
WORST EVER VILE FILMS I HAVE REGRETFULLY SEEN (Agony) Continued

Gay Divorcee 34 F Astaire G Rogers Banal, Stiff, Dreary "musical

Ghostbusters 84 B Murray D Ayckroyd Annoying mess, awful song etc

Hallelujah Im a bum 33 Al Jolson M Evans Banal,stupid, dull "musical"

Hello Dolly 69 B Streisand W Matthau Atrocious, ugly "musical"

Hopscotch 79 W Matthau G Jackson Embarassed, stiff "comedy"

Rocky Horror picture show 77 T Curry etc Loud, Noisy, messy, ugly.

Pink Floyd the wall 82 B Geldof B Hoskins Repulsive, noisy, vile, ugly ugh

House Calls 78 W Matthau G Jackson Unfunny, unbalanced mess

I have had the MISFORTUNE TO SEE all the above more than once ugh

In reply to an earlier post on 14 Jun 2012 00:37:42 BDT
Eightsteps says:
So far all of those movies that you've named and shamed I have not seen nor have I heard many of them before now, which is probably a blessing for me. But have you any bad movies from recent times? Or have you already given up on movies altogether?

In reply to an earlier post on 14 Jun 2012 02:57:46 BDT
Last edited by the author on 14 Jun 2012 03:02:29 BDT
YES it is a real blessing if anyone has avoided seeing any of the
VILE WORST MOVIES I have named/shamed/exposed so far.

I will try to name and shame some "recent" movies 1990s & 2000s and
having said that there is still the very occasional "well made" recent film.

VILE WORST MOVIES (More Recent) I HAVE SEEN UNFORTUNATELY :

The Full Monty 97 R Carlyle T Wilk son Disgusting, Boring, Dirty,Ugly UGH

The Commitments 91 R Arkins M Aherne Dull, fetid, Wooden "musical"

Fame 80 I Cara E Barth Pretentious, bad, dull "musical"

Bugsy Malone 76 J Foster S Baio Terrible all kids cardboard flick

Saving Private Ryan 98 T Hanks M Damon Overlong, dull, predictable

Schindlers List 93 L Neeson R Fiennes Ultra Dull, Neverending junk 3Hr

Slumdog Millionaire 08 D Patel F Pinto Abysmal, talky, ugly, boring eek

Forrest Gump 94 T Hanks R Wright Plodding, dreadful, bad drama

The Color Purple 85 D Glover W Goldberg Fetid, Sleep Inducing Junk

Sister Act 92 M Smith W Goldberg Foul Unfunny Non "Comedy"

I will return to WORST FILMS EVER SEEN all eras in the next postings.

PS. HORROR MOVIES
The Omen 76, The Exorcist 73, Dawn Of The Dead 79 are WELL MADE
Quite Thrilling, Disturbing, Well written/acted from what I HAVE SEEN.

Posted on 14 Jun 2012 11:24:07 BDT
trianon says:
Is there anything any of you DO like?

In reply to an earlier post on 14 Jun 2012 12:41:33 BDT
Shazzerman says:
Now now, trianon, just take a look at the title of this thread... There are other threads which deal with our Best/Favourite films.

Posted on 14 Jun 2012 19:00:10 BDT
WORST FILMS I HAVE EVER SEEN Continued

How To Succeed in Business 67 R Morse M Lee Washed up, unfunny comedy attempt

If I had a Million 32 C Laughton EC Fields Obese Failure by Laughton to be funny etc

Indiscreet 57 C Grant I Bergman Another bad Cary Grant film no plot no good

I Vitelloni 53 A Sordi F Fabrizi Awful Italian slap comedy attempt , boring

My Beautiful Launderette 85 S Jaffrey SA Field Abominable, tiresome attempt at "drama"

I Wanna Hold Your Hand 63 P McCartney J Lennon Very dull, predictable Beatles flick eek

Jazz Singer 27 Al Jolson W Oland Al bounces all over the screen & fails

Key Largo 47 H Bogart L Bacall Talky, Flat, Smokers Voice, routine

Mona Lisa 86 M Caine B Hoskins Another abysmal M Caine atrocity eek

Kiss Of Spiderwoman 85 W Hurt R Julia Pretentious, pathetic, nonsensical

Lenny 74 D Hoffman V Perrine Terrible bio with a wooden Hoffman

Silkwood 83 M Streep K Russell Bad, boring, banal Streep vehicle

Manhattan 79 Wooden Allen D Keaton Another awful W Allen flick bores all

Little Women 33 K Hepburn P Lukas Muddled, confused bad 'Drama" flick

Mash 70 E Gould D Sutherland Unfunny, tedious, poor cast, unfunny

Yentl 83 B Streisand A Irving Abysmal Streisand "drama" loser eek

MORE VILE WORST FILMS I HAVE SEEN soon..... 14 June 2012

In reply to an earlier post on 15 Jun 2012 06:26:34 BDT
Last edited by the author on 15 Jun 2012 06:27:37 BDT
RECENT VILE WORST FILMS EVER SEEN

Rock Of Ages 12 T Cruise J Hough Revolting, loud, disturbing,avoid eek

Kings Speech 11 C Firth J Rush Dreadful, Royal bore, no plot ugh

Waynes World 92 M Myers D Carvey Fetid, Banal, Ugly, Must Avoid It

Men In Black Films 97 Onward TL Jones W Smith Confused bad junk eek

Posted on 15 Jun 2012 10:35:19 BDT
Bubbles says:
Ban Loud :
Whilst I admire your ability to access the deep, dark recesses of your mind, Ban Loud, & recall all the bad movies which seem to have disturbed you somewhat, and I doff my cap to your deep-seated, profound belief that anyone who doesn't share YOUR views must be some sort of moron. (Your reviews indicate this clearly). Might I take the liberty of pointing out what Post Soviet alluded to earlier, this post is headed, "worst film you've ever seen" . . . . .That's, "worst film", NOT worst films.
May I be so bold as to suggest, that you save your incredible, (& seemingly endless) listmaking abilities & condemnation skills for when some religious nuts come a knocking at your door . . . . . . . ? No offence intended :o)
For me, the worst FILM, (not FILMS, remember) has to be the Jarmusch garbage, "The Limits of Control". I reckon, you,( Ban Loud) could have an absolute field day with the pretentious, moronic reviewers of this muck on the IMDB website ! Lol ! :o)

In reply to an earlier post on 15 Jun 2012 20:48:31 BDT
VILE WORST FILMS I HAVE EVER SEEN

Monkey Business 31 Marx Brothers Very thin 1 joke movie, unfunny

Mon Oncle 57 J Tati A Barcourt Deadly dull "drama" goes nowhere

My Favourite Wife 40 C Grant I Dunne Annoying, tepid, Listless drama

Sleeper 73 Wooden Allen D Keaton Nonsensical, stiff, turkey eek

Silver Bears 77 M Caine M Balsam Messed up non "comedy" ugh

Odd Couple 66 J Lemmon W Matthau Abysmal, unfunny, gross yuk

Rose 79 B Midler A Bates Ugly, dreadful, stiff "musical"

Ordinary People 79 D Suth MT Moore Extremely wooden, dull, poor,

Raging Bull 79 RD Niro J Pesci Abysmal promotion of bloodsport

One Flew Over Cuckoos Nest 74 J Nich L Flet Vey thick, muddled, bad

Ragtime 81 J Cagney J Olson Noisy, dull "musical" fails in all ways

Plaza Suite 71 W Matthau L Grant Unfunny, bad script, nonsensical

Pulp 72 M Caine M Rooney Dreadful Caine again, wooden.

I appreciate intelligent constructive well informed COMMENTS on my
WORST FILMS SEEN but common sense will tell posters here that :

1. If a poster has not seen /knows little of a film I discuss. LEARN/SEE
2. If a poster has some views then DISCUSS OPENLY instead of
acting sneakily in the shadows /just giving UNDUE NEGATIVE CLICKS
3. I watch movies prolifically, I make notes on the cast, script, direct
and I can then pass on my detailed viewer KNOWLEDGE/ANALYSIS
4. I WILL DISCUSS WORST FILMS AS LONG AS I LIKE & HAVE FACTS.
QED

Posted on 15 Jun 2012 20:57:46 BDT
Resident evi. All of them.even the new one thats yet to come out

Posted on 15 Jun 2012 21:11:12 BDT
Bubbles says:
Ah, yet another enchanting, (yet worthless) list, from our resident ALL-SEEING, ALL-KNOWING film critic, who appears to have a great deal of time on his hands with which to burden . . . . .er, . . . .I mean enthrall us all with his knowledge of all things cinematic.
I somehow have a vision of Mr Loud as Captain of the Titanic :
Seaman :"Captain ! The ship is sinking ! What ONE THING must we do to save lives" ?
Captain Ban Loud : "Fear not able seaman. If you will just allow me a few hours, I shall furnish the crew with A LIST" !
"Indeed, If I might be allowed a few days to ponder, I believe I may be able to compile several lists of things we might do" !
:o)

Posted on 16 Jun 2012 03:26:29 BDT
Michael Hood says:
"Waterworld"... dreadful acting from Kevin Kostner in a post-apocalyptic story that stretches the limits of credibility.

Posted on 16 Jun 2012 08:48:17 BDT
Thank you Bubbles for your humourous contribution. The only contributor to make me laiugh out loud with delight, as I was already thinking of ships that develope lists,whether to starboard or port really dosn't matter. oi tink he might havegot the message but who knows? wAS tHE tITANIC AMONGST HIS LIST OF MOST INTOLERABLE FILMS?

Posted on 16 Jun 2012 09:45:23 BDT
Shazzerman says:
I think he is just porting over a list of films from somewhere, pretending he saw them; if he had seen "Mon Oncle", for example, he would not list it as a drama. I call troll.

Posted on 16 Jun 2012 10:37:26 BDT
BAN LOUD MUSIC I'm sorry but I really have to ask???? Why or what would possess you to watch so many "bad films?" Have you seen all of them or are you just going onto IMDB and picking out the worst of the reviews to be "controversial?"

I watch plenty of films but i know in an instant what i will and wont watch and usually the cast plays a big role in any decision i make. You seem incapable of doing this or perhaps your just a masochistic?

In reply to an earlier post on 16 Jun 2012 13:15:09 BDT
trianon says:
When I posted my question 'Are there any films you DO like' that was the point I was trying to make (and failed! I should have said it was a rhetorical question!) - I mean, come on BAN LOUD just seems to dislike just about everything! and yeah, why watch so many bad films. Alot of the time the cast plays a role in my choice too - e.g. I'd go out of my way to avoid Tom Cruise or Jennifer Aniston!

Posted on 16 Jun 2012 13:48:46 BDT
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In reply to an earlier post on 16 Jun 2012 14:23:49 BDT
I USED TO LIKE jAQUES tATI ( Mon ONCLE) He personified bemusement and mime - an art that went with and beyond satire or cynicism. Therewas a ludicrous innocence in him that was not malevolent or unkind. Tati films showed his own silliness and other people's, but it wasn't cruel and in his own way,he was ageless. One short film was about his sister's house and there was something similar to Wallace and Gromit about the idioscyncricity of the garden and the 1950's decor. The other one I remember was Mr. Hulot's Holiday. and an absurd swinging resataurant door. I think these films
might bore me now but at the time I was pleasantly amused.

Posted on 16 Jun 2012 17:44:31 BDT
Helen Davies says:
New disaster - The Dictator. Astonishingly unfunny.

In reply to an earlier post on 16 Jun 2012 18:52:04 BDT
Hello Ban,
If you say Rebecca, Roman Holiday, or The Ghost and Mrs Muir, as being really bad films, then I will be very cross :))
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