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Initial post: 25 Nov 2010 18:37:41 GMT
oracle says:
Tell us a joke to cheer us all up.

Posted on 25 Nov 2010 18:38:44 GMT
amazons black friday ...boom boom

Posted on 25 Nov 2010 18:39:09 GMT
oracle says:
cymbol crash!

Posted on 25 Nov 2010 18:39:31 GMT
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Posted on 25 Nov 2010 18:39:40 GMT
Arctic Fox says:
Amazon's Black Friday Sale - best joke I've seen in a long time!!!

Posted on 25 Nov 2010 18:40:29 GMT
oracle says:
2 peanuts walking down the street, one was assaulted.

Posted on 25 Nov 2010 18:40:29 GMT
MR says:
I'm told there will be some great bouffant style wigs coming on at 9 as a mystery deal. Get in quick though - hair today gone tomorrow. Sorry!

Posted on 25 Nov 2010 18:40:31 GMT
oracle says:
2 peanuts walking down the street, one was assaulted.

Posted on 25 Nov 2010 18:40:38 GMT
Jason says:
Two elephants jumped off a cliff.

Boom Boom

Posted on 25 Nov 2010 18:41:10 GMT
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Posted on 25 Nov 2010 18:42:05 GMT
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Posted on 25 Nov 2010 18:42:56 GMT
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Posted on 25 Nov 2010 18:43:17 GMT
oracle says:
C. White. It must be the way you tell 'em.

Posted on 25 Nov 2010 18:43:47 GMT
i thought black friday was going to celebrate the legendry figures of black history jesse owens.martin luther king etc.. boy was i wrong

Posted on 25 Nov 2010 18:43:52 GMT
Ramneek says:
The best joke would be for Amazon to reduce everything in the Black Friday list on Saturday am :)
Wii for 49.99 - lol.........

Posted on 25 Nov 2010 18:45:00 GMT
C. White says:
It's all in the delivery oracle... try saying it in a Welsh accent, it's hilarious

In reply to an earlier post on 25 Nov 2010 18:45:58 GMT
MR says:
What's the difference between a weasle and a stoat? A weasle is weasily recognised while a stoat is stotally different. I'll get me coat...

Posted on 25 Nov 2010 18:46:48 GMT
A blonde and brunette hanging on a fraying rope above a gorge, the Blonde says "one of us has to let go or we will both die" to which the brunette replies "I'll let go" "Oh thankyou" says the blonde clapping

Posted on 25 Nov 2010 18:46:50 GMT
A couple of Essex hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his mobile and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

Hehe

Posted on 25 Nov 2010 18:47:12 GMT
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oracle says:
What's the difference between a snowman and snowoman? Snowballs.

Posted on 25 Nov 2010 18:48:49 GMT
A Man walks into a bar...ouch!

Posted on 25 Nov 2010 18:49:09 GMT
I met a girl in a pub last night and we ended up going back to her house.

After a few more drinks, we started kissing and having a bit of foreplay on the sofa.

She looked at me and said, "Let's take this upstairs."
...
I said, "Okay, you grab one end and I'll grab the other."

Posted on 25 Nov 2010 18:52:20 GMT
Gadget Fan says:
it's a knock knock joke, you start

Posted on 25 Nov 2010 18:59:45 GMT
MR says:
knock er knock?

Posted on 25 Nov 2010 19:02:26 GMT
G. G. Green says:
A wizard turns into a bar
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