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Initial post: 14 Jul 2014 21:00:54 BDT
A. R. Sweet says:
mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck ,

In reply to an earlier post on 16 Jul 2014 16:27:35 BDT
She liked to play the Lottery, but she never had any luck...

Posted on 16 Jul 2014 18:29:12 BDT
4th Earl says:
A big win would pay for a Surgeon, to give a tummy tuck...

Posted on 16 Jul 2014 18:37:27 BDT
Than face the cheaper option, of being run over by a truck?

Posted on 16 Jul 2014 18:42:54 BDT
Last edited by the author on 16 Jul 2014 20:02:44 BDT
Digging a hole too high, could get you stuck...

Posted on 16 Jul 2014 19:26:12 BDT
4th Earl says:
And if you're not too careful, you'll get covered in muck...

Posted on 16 Jul 2014 19:38:55 BDT
Still with bags of bravado, and plenty of pluck...

Posted on 16 Jul 2014 19:48:18 BDT
4th Earl says:
She made up her mind to go and so she slung her hook...

Posted on 16 Jul 2014 19:51:03 BDT
And ate Lamb Shanks for tea, followed by Roast Duck!

;o>

Posted on 16 Jul 2014 19:58:38 BDT
4th Earl says:
And full of tea, she lay down to read her book...

Posted on 16 Jul 2014 20:04:24 BDT
That she had downloaded to her Kindle, instead of her Nook...

(You just had to keep going, didn't you?! Hee, Hee, Hee! ;o>)

In reply to an earlier post on 16 Jul 2014 20:41:08 BDT
4th Earl says:
Full of tea & words, she tried to get up but was stuck...

(We're so going to get into trouble, you know!)

Posted on 16 Jul 2014 20:47:39 BDT
Last edited by the author on 16 Jul 2014 20:48:36 BDT
So she just sat there, coz she couldn't give a f*** :D

(sorry if that doesn't quite work)

Posted on 16 Jul 2014 20:50:28 BDT
And being half-Aussie she cried out , "Geez, I feel crook?!"

(Ohhh? - that's okay?...I'm sure that 4th Earl and I will be quite happy to let you take all the blame, Poppet! ;o>)

Posted on 16 Jul 2014 20:53:54 BDT
4th Earl says:
" I think the Doc's gonna have to take a look!"

(Might've just pulled us out of a nose-dive there!)

Posted on 16 Jul 2014 20:57:37 BDT
"Hmmm, that's quite a huge tablet?!...do I push it 'up' or suck?!!"

(You reckon?!! HA HA HA!!! ;o>)

Posted on 16 Jul 2014 21:01:05 BDT
4th Earl says:
"Well, that depends dear Mary, what others have you took?"

(I think we've found the level here, Suze!)

Posted on 16 Jul 2014 21:07:14 BDT
Ooh-Err? - more than enough to make me rattle now, Chuck!

(You might want to consider using a much bigger shovel and digging even deeper if Kevin offers any more 'contributions'...!!!)

Posted on 16 Jul 2014 21:11:51 BDT
4th Earl says:
"Did you know, before I was a Doctor, I used to be a cook?!"

(I can feel ruination coming on!)

Posted on 16 Jul 2014 21:26:40 BDT
"But no matter what I cooked, everybody just said 'YUCK!'"

(Yeah, but I've heard that you can get ointment for that nowadays? - LOL!)

Posted on 16 Jul 2014 21:32:09 BDT
4th Earl says:
"So, one day in haste a ping pong ball for an egg, I mistook"

(Don't worry, Suze, the feeling's subsiding!)

Posted on 16 Jul 2014 21:40:11 BDT
"...And served it up fried on a glazed Hockey puck"

(YIKES! - you aren't supposed to use the whole tube all at once!)

Posted on 16 Jul 2014 21:43:47 BDT
4th Earl says:
"But it was too late, because in her throat it stuck...!"

(Damn! Now you tell me! I'll have to get a repeat prescription!)

Posted on 16 Jul 2014 21:50:13 BDT
Last edited by the author on 16 Jul 2014 21:54:18 BDT
And the café threw her out, as they were passing the buck!

(Why not get two? and then repeat after me...I will behave myself in future!)

(Gotta go! - I promised myself an early night tonight...BYEEE! ;o>)

Posted on 16 Jul 2014 21:54:14 BDT
4th Earl says:
And then she tripped up on the pavement, into the path of an oncoming truck..

(Yeah, you may be right, I think the Doc's sick of the sight of me!)
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