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Posted on 18 Jul 2014 13:41:34 BDT
eric rambler says:
She preened and she posed and she felt very pretty, to unkind remarks her retort was the witty:

`This is a POSITIVE space. This means that any negative messages or images will not be posted and the users submitting will be blocked."

Posted on 18 Jul 2014 15:44:22 BDT
4th Earl says:
These thoughts filled his mind but onwards he pressed...

In reply to an earlier post on 18 Jul 2014 15:58:45 BDT
Scarlet Lady says:
Determined to make content contact with the Hairy String Vest.

Posted on 18 Jul 2014 16:21:06 BDT
4th Earl says:
He then espied her from a distance, her knuckles scraping the floor...

Posted on 18 Jul 2014 16:25:56 BDT
eric rambler says:
He was all of a tremble, what was her allure?

Posted on 18 Jul 2014 16:32:07 BDT
Scarlet Lady says:
Her toes tapping against the tiles, her Ar£* trapped in the door

Posted on 18 Jul 2014 16:40:02 BDT
4th Earl says:
Or just maybe hairy warts all over her jaw...

Posted on 18 Jul 2014 19:23:27 BDT
All he knew was he adored her, not just now but forever more

(This is rapidly turning into a terrible storyline for Mills & Boon fanatics! ;o>)

Posted on 18 Jul 2014 19:59:54 BDT
4th Earl says:
But to marry a Troll was against the law...

(bet I'll be writing for 'EastEnders' next)!

In reply to an earlier post on 18 Jul 2014 20:04:23 BDT
So he went home and proposed, to the girl next door...

(You won't be for long though? - because it is about to finish for good! (*cue end bit*...Duff-Duff-Duff!)

Posted on 18 Jul 2014 20:12:18 BDT
4th Earl says:
Who said, "Ah'll 'ave ta fink abart it, sam moo-ahh!"

(Oh no! It looks as if she may work on the market in Albert Square!)

Posted on 18 Jul 2014 20:20:25 BDT
"As Prince Harry was here, just before..."

(Oooh-Errr?...it's decision time - between Shrek and Prince Charming then?)

Posted on 18 Jul 2014 21:15:25 BDT
4th Earl says:
"Bat oi aint gonna bovver wiv that ginger tw*t, oh wot the 'eck, might as well admit it, me name is Shrek!"

Posted on 18 Jul 2014 21:17:59 BDT
But which one am I really?...Ant? or Dec?...!!!

(HA HA HA! ;o>)

Posted on 18 Jul 2014 21:22:37 BDT
4th Earl says:
"Me forehead is massive an it gleams in the sun..."

In reply to an earlier post on 18 Jul 2014 21:25:12 BDT
OMG?!! - there's no doubt now?...I'm Dale Winton!!!

Posted on 18 Jul 2014 21:29:53 BDT
4th Earl says:
I can't any work, Supermarket Sweep ended years back...

Posted on 18 Jul 2014 21:43:41 BDT
My future is trolley collection now, and I have Baked Beans to stack...

Posted on 18 Jul 2014 21:53:56 BDT
4th Earl says:
I've dropped a tin on my toe and now it's turning black...

Posted on 19 Jul 2014 09:52:10 BDT
So I've cashed in all my Clubcard points, to treat myself to a snack

Posted on 19 Jul 2014 13:12:39 BDT
Scarlet Lady says:
Double your points that's the knack

Posted on 19 Jul 2014 13:16:35 BDT
...to buy all the things that I lack

Posted on 19 Jul 2014 13:57:43 BDT
4th Earl says:
I've shoplifted the rest, so I'd best hurry back...

In reply to an earlier post on 20 Jul 2014 07:25:50 BDT
Scarlet Lady says:
I thought you were past that, and was back on track??

Posted on 20 Jul 2014 20:09:59 BDT
Well it is hard to turn your life around, so cut me some slack
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