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Is Stintoto Trebostine just a cult?


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Initial post: 1 Jul 2012 10:00:42 BDT
And has his large following been brainwashed?

In reply to an earlier post on 1 Jul 2012 10:21:39 BDT
Is that supposed to be some sort of apology for locking me in a dark broom cupboard for two whole days with a manky old horse???

I think NOT!!! Your 'large' following just left on the last bus home!!!

In reply to an earlier post on 2 Jul 2012 19:38:26 BDT
gille liath says:
I suspect he's very, very nearly a cult: so nearly that the difference is hardly worth mentioning...

In reply to an earlier post on 2 Jul 2012 21:25:54 BDT
But you just mentioned it! therefore you are undoubtedly a follower.

Posted on 2 Jul 2012 21:27:42 BDT
Ohhh, get over yourself Stella!!! ;o>
I'll still follow you - okay? x

Posted on 2 Jul 2012 21:30:07 BDT
But then I am a sandwich short of a picnic,
so that's probably no actual consolation at all!!!

In reply to an earlier post on 7 Jul 2012 10:36:12 BDT
Do they do a Peppa Pig brain wash too???
Wow! I must get some immediately Sir!!! - X !

In reply to an earlier post on 7 Jul 2012 10:45:54 BDT
No! Just looked - what a shame!
But they do a Spongebob Squarepants for Women Body Wash and I'm feeling very generous today so I've bought the Spongebob Squarepants for Men Gift Set for you and G oodfella too!!!

In reply to an earlier post on 7 Jul 2012 11:02:56 BDT
Sam Hunter says:
What about these? Put on, wash brain, think clean thoughts.

In reply to an earlier post on 7 Jul 2012 11:07:35 BDT
Brilliant Sam!!!
You know, Sir could wear those whilst bouncing down to J D Wetherspoons on his Peppa Pig Sit n Bounce!!!

In reply to an earlier post on 7 Jul 2012 11:09:05 BDT
Sam Hunter says:
Post photos!

In reply to an earlier post on 7 Jul 2012 11:11:04 BDT
Shhhh, he doesn't know I've got photos!!! :o>

Posted on 7 Jul 2012 11:58:57 BDT
Oh Sir?.....
Check out - 'supper club' - you've just been set up by Carole and me to go on a magical blind date to the J D Wetherspoons of your choice with the gorgeous new gang member Sam Hunter. He's bought you some heavenly smelling marzipan soap too - how thoughtful of him! - Corsage and high heels optional! :o>

In reply to an earlier post on 7 Jul 2012 12:07:53 BDT
Last edited by the author on 7 Jul 2012 12:08:00 BDT
Sam Hunter says:
Not optional. I shall definitely be wearing them. ;-)

In reply to an earlier post on 7 Jul 2012 12:13:36 BDT
Last edited by the author on 7 Jul 2012 12:14:33 BDT
No wonder he's gone into hiding!!!!!!!!! - LOL - LOL - LOL!!!

I'm killing myself here!!! And he's going to kill me AGAIN when he reads this!!!

Oh Squirrels!!! - I've packed my bags already - but I can't find my passport!!! - hee, hee, hee!!!

In reply to an earlier post on 7 Jul 2012 12:42:46 BDT
Post photos!

In reply to an earlier post on 7 Jul 2012 13:29:26 BDT
Sam Hunter says:
Just the heels and corsage?

Posted on 7 Jul 2012 13:31:07 BDT
And a very big smile on your face!!! - X !

In reply to an earlier post on 14 Jul 2012 11:00:33 BDT
Last edited by the author on 14 Jul 2012 11:02:46 BDT
Good morning Sir,

It has recently been brought to my attention that a certain somebody, not a million miles from here, who shall remain nameless (whilst also frequently being renamed!) has been feeling rather unappreciated and more particularly unworshipped for being the Food Forum Saviour that he is, by his very large following of,.....?.....(*turns to look around and counts using fingers*).....57,...84,...236,.....ERRRR,.....just one?!

In the light of this new revelation (chapter 16, verse 3), I have just returned from my pious pilgrimage to the Stockport Shrine to Shintoto behind the petrol forecourt of Morrisons - where I have spent all night lovingly restoring it to it's former magnificance and glory - by scrubbing off all the pigeon poo with G oodfella's brand new toothbrush and toothpaste.

I have also laid many garlands of freshly picked dandelions around your truly majestic and deeply inspirational iconic form - The One and Only Stintoto Trebostine!! and replaced the now sorry remains of your last ceremonial feast of spicy donkey kebabs with a very large offering of newly baked Banana Bread with cream cheese frosting.

I have lit thousands of new specially made shrine candles, bought you some beautiful new balloons and have festooned the entire canopy of the forecourt with your brand new Jubilee issued Stintoto bunting,.....(*grovel, grovel, grovel*).....

Your honour and reputation now sparkles anew in the glorious Stockport sunshine,.....so,.....can I please go to bed now?.....I'm completely knackered?.....

Yours, in utter awe and devoted admiration,
The one and only Outstanding Ouzo x x x

In reply to an earlier post on 14 Jul 2012 11:48:55 BDT
pixie says:
Suzy...don't pander to him...only makes him worse!

In reply to an earlier post on 14 Jul 2012 11:54:40 BDT
Last edited by the author on 14 Jul 2012 11:55:46 BDT
I'm not pandering to him, Pixie?!
You have got all your cookbooks, recipes and foodie friends - and I look after my favourite fruitcake!!!
We would be completely lost without him! - go on, admit it now! - and get down on your knees in awe in front of his thread!!! - show some respect for our great and divine leader - LOL!!! ;o>

In reply to an earlier post on 14 Jul 2012 11:55:58 BDT
pixie says:
only to scrub my step..Lol!

In reply to an earlier post on 14 Jul 2012 11:56:49 BDT
He's gonna make you eat that bar of carbolic now!!!

In reply to an earlier post on 14 Jul 2012 11:58:20 BDT
pixie says:
Well you tell him to watch out for my scrubbing brush...got just the place for it!

In reply to an earlier post on 14 Jul 2012 12:02:17 BDT
Leave him alone - you pernickety little Pixie!!!
I'm also his bodyguard too!!! - I'll pork chop you if you come any nearer with that broom handle!!!
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