My Travels around Europe have now taken me to Portugal.
I'm staying in a georgous villa, has wireless, a pool a massive kitchen, it's close to a local market that sells lots of meats and spices, a nice strip joint and a football team who are playing a home game the night before I move on to Algeria.
The problem is this: Right outside the window is a bloody cricket. chirrpchirppchirppchirppchirpp! IT'S DRIVING ME BONKERS
I CAN'T SLEEP SO I'M TOO TIRED TO COOK THE NEXT MORNING.
It starts at about 10pm and goes on NON STOP till 4/5 in the morning.
I've been out and shook the small tree its in. I've sprayed water all over it and nothing makes the little b'stard fall out or go away. He shuts up for 10 seconds and he's off again.
Anyone know how to make the poxy thing fly away...I can't set fire to the bush or I'll be in trouble
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