Should People Worship Stintoto Trebostine ?

Of Course

Ohhh, go hiomlán sweetie! - Go háirithe nuair a bhíonn Tá sé Tá an ceann agus gan ach tú Olga!

Ag dul as líne ar feadh tamaill - beidh tú gan amhras a bheith sásta a chloisteáil!

Dread mé ag smaoineamh (ach ní féidir fanacht a fheiceáil!) cad chaos utter bhfuil tú ag dul a chur faoi deara!!! :o>

'Au Revoir' to my sprite beag is fearr leat! Mian grá agus is fearr, Ouzo Solarium x x x

no!

Dear Ultimate Icon,
I have been an earnest fan of yours for many weeks standing, and also sitting - when indoors and wearing a hat whilst driving. I have excitedly dashed out and bought every Stalking Mega Mould Album that you have released. Your backing singer Olga simply bellows me away with her remarkable voice, so perfectly honed to that elusive key somewhere between fingernails down a blackboard and an angry squirrel who has mislaid his nuts - face-twitchingly fantastic!!!

I have even built an elaborate shrine out of toffee-filled crack pipes in your honour, behind the petrol forecourt at Morrisons in Stockport. Covered entirely in lit candles.

I am currently on retreat from the world (and all recognisable sanity) whilst attempting to attain a new level of spiritual understanding by avidly following all of your philosophical postings, which you have frequently chosen with your magnificent grace, to generously bestow upon our lowly and unworthy Amazonian nation,.....However, I am a little confused now,.....?

In return for my final down payment (of the very last of my once considerable life savings) you have finally sent me the much-longed for crowning glory to my entire collection - Skítur Gerist,.....The Ultimate Guide To Trebostining Your Life The Stintoto Way, Icelandic Edition, which has also just recently been released in English by Amazon as - Stintoto's Handbook to Illumination Through Enlightenment,.....How Applying Philosophical Principles Encourages Nincompoops Sadly!

Unfortunately though, all I have received through the letterbox of my new address - an old freezer in the car park at the back of my local JD Wetherspoons - was a 7 page, secondhand, dot-to-dot colouring book of Kipper the Dog, with a strange inscription in green crayon - 'To Colin, you have won first prize, congratulations, Kev'.

I tried phoning Amazon Customer Service first but they just kept insisting it was another BOGAS scam! and put the phone down, leaving me no choice but to appeal to you direct to resolve this issue. O mighty one, please tell me this is not true!!!

Yours in utter bewilderment, Ouzo Solariam (Msss).

*PS - Can I have your autograph on this old Captain Morgans label - please!!! please!!!!!! please!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!!! - I don't believe it! - Mr Stintoto, sir - you finally bought something else and reviewed it!
At long last, your greatest fans and most avid followers don't have to keep staring at that flaming rustbucket of a firepit any more, every single time we have to double-check your latest name change! - Hallelujah!!! - Praise Be!!! :o>

*PS - should I now be adding a picture of Roy Keane to the Stockport Shrine to Stintoto???

Oh and I'm still on strike! - and NOT talking to you as of,.....NOW!!!

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Is this strike still in place?

yes! Unless you can tell us why it shouldn't be?

Is there a strike?

Everybody out!

hELLO? iS THERE ANYONE ELSE HERE?

Ahh! come on, water under the bridge and all that.

....and the water's lovely! Pass me that rubber duck........

Got me water wings bear and I'm right behind you....Do you have to wear those speedos?!!

Hell girl - you need to get your eyes tested - I'm skinny dipping :-0

Oh my mistake I thought you had your thong on back to front! Lol!