Excuse me! - Did you ask to get down from the table properly? Have you eaten all your greens? and blues? and pinks?
As the Chair, I absolutely insist that no-one may go AWOL without signing in and out first!.....(Hee, Hee!)
When are you off then, Carole? Have a fantastic time! I shall attempt to keep a firm grasp on my few remaining marbles, but I can't promise not to get slightly hyper-Olga-active at regular intervals!
I have decided to sent her off to play with new friends rather than hijack her Happy Hour with the big boys at the bar - it was such great fun - but I'm thinking I might outstay my welcome in her never-ending quest for market research!!!
I hope to retain as many bodyparts as possible whilst in here, but I daren't sit still for too long contemplating my navel. I heard a rumour they are looking for liver and kidney donors - so I'm sleeping in full body armour with one eye open!
I've just managed to bribe the Night Nurse with jaffa cakes to change my -
'Do Resusitate, But Only If You Have Absolutely Nothing Better To Do' - sign above my bed to a much more convenient one of -'Resusitate At Regular Intervals With Rum & Raisin Icecream' ! - Pistachio, Mint Choc Chip, Caramel, and Banana icecream too will also play essential roles in my new Summer 5-A-Day diet.
I've dribbled your martini into my disk drive - there should be a large puddle around your knees in the next 10 mins - ENJOY! x (Ignore Pixie's husband - take the sink!)
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