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Should People Worship Stintoto Trebostine ?

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Initial post: 13 Jun 2012 18:07:50 BDT
Of Course

In reply to an earlier post on 13 Jun 2012 19:13:44 BDT
[Deleted by Amazon on 8 Oct 2014 13:13:36 BDT]

In reply to an earlier post on 13 Jun 2012 19:20:27 BDT
pixie says:

Posted on 24 Jun 2012 11:17:30 BDT
Dear Ultimate Icon,
I have been an earnest fan of yours for many weeks standing, and also sitting - when indoors and wearing a hat whilst driving. I have excitedly dashed out and bought every Stalking Mega Mould Album that you have released. Your backing singer Olga simply bellows me away with her remarkable voice, so perfectly honed to that elusive key somewhere between fingernails down a blackboard and an angry squirrel who has mislaid his nuts - face-twitchingly fantastic!!!

I have even built an elaborate shrine out of toffee-filled crack pipes in your honour, behind the petrol forecourt at Morrisons in Stockport. Covered entirely in lit candles.

I am currently on retreat from the world (and all recognisable sanity) whilst attempting to attain a new level of spiritual understanding by avidly following all of your philosophical postings, which you have frequently chosen with your magnificent grace, to generously bestow upon our lowly and unworthy Amazonian nation,.....However, I am a little confused now,.....?

In return for my final down payment (of the very last of my once considerable life savings) you have finally sent me the much-longed for crowning glory to my entire collection - Skítur Gerist,.....The Ultimate Guide To Trebostining Your Life The Stintoto Way, Icelandic Edition, which has also just recently been released in English by Amazon as - Stintoto's Handbook to Illumination Through Enlightenment,.....How Applying Philosophical Principles Encourages Nincompoops Sadly!

Unfortunately though, all I have received through the letterbox of my new address - an old freezer in the car park at the back of my local JD Wetherspoons - was a 7 page, secondhand, dot-to-dot colouring book of Kipper the Dog, with a strange inscription in green crayon - 'To Colin, you have won first prize, congratulations, Kev'.

I tried phoning Amazon Customer Service first but they just kept insisting it was another BOGAS scam! and put the phone down, leaving me no choice but to appeal to you direct to resolve this issue. O mighty one, please tell me this is not true!!!

Yours in utter bewilderment, Ouzo Solariam (Msss).

*PS - Can I have your autograph on this old Captain Morgans label - please!!! please!!!!!! please!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 25 Jun 2012 12:01:11 BDT
OMG!!! - I don't believe it! - Mr Stintoto, sir - you finally bought something else and reviewed it!
At long last, your greatest fans and most avid followers don't have to keep staring at that flaming rustbucket of a firepit any more, every single time we have to double-check your latest name change! - Hallelujah!!! - Praise Be!!! :o>

Posted on 25 Jun 2012 12:08:20 BDT
*PS - should I now be adding a picture of Roy Keane to the Stockport Shrine to Stintoto???

In reply to an earlier post on 1 Jul 2012 09:32:31 BDT
Last edited by the author on 1 Jul 2012 09:37:25 BDT
Oh and I'm still on strike! - and NOT talking to you as of,.....NOW!!!

Posted on 1 Jul 2012 09:48:40 BDT
[Deleted by the author on 1 Jul 2012 11:11:46 BDT]

In reply to an earlier post on 24 Apr 2013 20:52:12 BDT
Is this strike still in place?

In reply to an earlier post on 24 Apr 2013 20:55:30 BDT
pixie says:
yes! Unless you can tell us why it shouldn't be?

In reply to an earlier post on 29 Apr 2013 20:07:23 BDT
Is there a strike?

In reply to an earlier post on 29 Apr 2013 20:33:45 BDT
pixie says:
Everybody out!

Posted on 29 Apr 2013 22:05:41 BDT
Spock says:

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Apr 2013 06:50:17 BDT
Ahh! come on, water under the bridge and all that.

Posted on 30 Apr 2013 09:23:04 BDT
Bearman says:
....and the water's lovely! Pass me that rubber duck........

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Apr 2013 10:57:11 BDT
pixie says:
Got me water wings bear and I'm right behind you....Do you have to wear those speedos?!!

Posted on 30 Apr 2013 11:09:40 BDT
Bearman says:
Hell girl - you need to get your eyes tested - I'm skinny dipping :-0

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Apr 2013 11:47:55 BDT
pixie says:
Oh my mistake I thought you had your thong on back to front! Lol!

Posted on 8 Aug 2014 21:32:04 BDT

In reply to an earlier post on 8 Aug 2014 21:36:08 BDT
Dear Ouzo

All will be resolved or as they say in these parts served with Whelks.

Posted on 8 Aug 2014 21:39:03 BDT
happy says:
Hello Stintoto
Has my donkey post arrived yet?

In reply to an earlier post on 8 Aug 2014 21:48:16 BDT
Dear Happy Cleaner

Donkey Post is currently in discussions with íslenska Post with regard the take over of Royal Mail and Whelks eru betri en flestir sending fólk.

The most kindest of regards

Stintoto Trebostine

Posted on 8 Aug 2014 21:57:01 BDT
happy says:
I've heard that Whelk post is even slower. Should have sent it express, but I couldn't justify the extra carrots.

In reply to an earlier post on 11 Aug 2014 12:13:35 BDT
Scarlet Lady says:
You should have said I would have given you mine.
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