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Posted on 11 Nov 2010 14:25:30 GMT
Churchill? Churchill couldn't painter. Hitler, now there was a painter. He could do an entire apartment in one day, two coats!!!. The Producers

Posted on 11 Nov 2010 15:00:37 GMT
'It's good to be the king' - History of the world part 1
'Goodbye head', 'Hello balls!' - History of the world part 1
'I bet she gives great helmet' - Spaceballs
'Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago.' - Spaceballs
'What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?' - spaceballs
'Gentlemen, please rest your sphincters.' - Blazing saddles

Posted on 11 Nov 2010 22:38:17 GMT
"Young Frankenstein"
Dr. Fronkenstein is carrying Inga to the castle doors and exclaims, "what knockers" (referring to the door, of course)
and Inga chuckles "swys sthanks yous doctors".
Hilarious!
or when Dr. Frankenstein notices Igors hump has moved to the other side of his back and Igor replies, "what hump?"

Posted on 12 Nov 2010 17:17:28 GMT
AJM says:
Blazing Saddles

Hedley Lamarr: [to Lili Von Stupp] Shut up, you Teutonic t**t!

Found courtesy of IMDB.

Posted on 15 Nov 2010 16:47:38 GMT
All from Young Frankenstein:

"Nice hopping."

"Taffeta, darling."

"Ach! He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker."

"Come back! I was going to make espresso!"

"Well, seven's always been my lucky number."

Posted on 16 Nov 2010 15:59:28 GMT
P. M. G. says:
"Hump? What hump?" Young Frankenstein.

Posted on 17 Nov 2010 09:24:36 GMT
Last edited by the author on 17 Nov 2010 10:03:33 GMT
The Rower says:
Hedey Lamarr " My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives"
Taggart "Gol- darnit Mr Lamarr! You use your tongue prettier than a twenty- dollar whore!"
Blazing Saddles; the funniest film ever made.

Posted on 5 Feb 2011 22:02:55 GMT
From Blazing Saddles - 'You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers; the people of the land; the common clay of the new west. You know... morons.' And 'nowhere special? I always wanted to go there.'

Posted on 5 Feb 2011 23:09:47 GMT
E KENNERLEY says:
"Hitler was a better painter than churchil. He could paint an entire room, one afternoon, two coats!l" The Producers

Posted on 5 Feb 2011 23:47:36 GMT
Greysuit says:
" Non " - Marcel Marceau - the only spoken words in Silent Movie by the World's greatest mime artist.

Priceless.

☺ ☺ ☺

Posted on 9 Feb 2011 15:05:40 GMT
A. Hunt says:
So many but I've always loved (from Blazing Saddles)
Lily von Schtupp (on stage) -"Tell me, are you in show business?"
Man on front row -"Nope!"
Lily -"Well then, why don't you get your friggin' feet off the stage!"

Posted on 17 Feb 2011 18:03:30 GMT
bouncee says:
The Producers - Max Bialystock: How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go right?
The Producers - Ulla: We make love?
Blazing Saddles - Lili von Shtupp: Oh, how ordinawy (throws away flowers from Hedley Lamarr)
Blazing Saddles - Governor Le Petomane: Can't you see that man's a ni'? (2nd time)
Blazing Saddles - Lyle: Come on, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundert an' twenty degrees!... Can't be more than a hundert an' fourteen!

Posted on 19 Feb 2011 10:57:16 GMT
S. Lanigan says:
I GOT IT....I GOT IT...I GOT IT...i AIN`T GOT IT! (High Anxiety)
More of a visual gag than a one liner, but it cracks me up every time.

Posted on 19 Feb 2011 11:12:18 GMT
Mr. Blu says:
We're very sorry and we promise we'll never do it again

How do they find me, they all find me?

Both from The Producers

Posted on 19 Apr 2011 19:59:43 BDT
Jack says:
At least it's not raining!

Posted on 28 Apr 2011 07:49:13 BDT
Last edited by the author on 28 Apr 2011 07:51:07 BDT
Dr Frankenstein: Will you help me with the bags?
Eyegore: Sure, I'll take the blonde, you take the one in the turban!

Dr Frankenstein: Elevate me!
Inga: Here?.... In zee Laboratory?!?!

Vould you like a roll in zee hay?

Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!!!!

In reply to an earlier post on 28 Apr 2011 08:17:35 BDT
Last edited by the author on 28 Apr 2011 08:20:06 BDT
Carradale says:
Just going to post the bags one , Felicia! Brilliant.

And I love the way Marty Feldman delivers this in a Groucho Marx voice, then reverts to Igor while the following dialogue is in his very particular English accent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZybFl_pfMk

In reply to an earlier post on 28 Apr 2011 08:21:22 BDT
Brass Neck says:
The best gags are visual - the farting beans-eating cowboys in Blazing Saddles and the pouring of the soup all over Frankenstein's monster in Young Fr.

Posted on 28 Apr 2011 09:30:18 BDT
He's vollowing in his grandfather's voodschtops!

A riot iss an ugly thing, and I think it's about time vee had von!

Posted on 30 Apr 2011 08:02:40 BDT
blueskies says:
The Producers: On arriving at tenement block: 'I'm looking for the Madame'. 'I ain't a madame, I'm the goddammed Concioige [Brooklyn accent]'.

Posted on 30 Apr 2011 08:42:37 BDT
David says:
David
From robin Hood Men in Tights, mel Brooks as the Rabbi/Friar "lets get feshnickered!"

Posted on 3 May 2011 23:45:00 BDT
Spaceballs:
"Did you see anything?"
"No sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."

In reply to an earlier post on 10 May 2011 12:04:39 BDT
sistermoon says:
On an episode of Emmerdale, someone in all seriousness said 'would you like a roll in the hay?' and me and my mum both went 'roll...roll...roll in ze hay..!'

Posted on 10 May 2011 12:35:30 BDT
Uta, practicing her telephone technique: 'Bialastock and Bloom! Go dank vo dey!'

Max Bialastock's dispair: 'I'm wearing a cardboard belt!'

Max Bialastock in the bar near the theatre: 'A toast to failure!'
Little drunk beside him at the bar: 'Thank You!'

In reply to an earlier post on 15 May 2011 16:52:04 BDT
Mondo Ray says:
Marty Feldman, digging up a grave; "Could be worse, could be raining!"
Mighty rainstorm instantly ensues...
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