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Initial post: 8 Apr 2008 18:01:36 BDT
Last edited by the author on 9 Apr 2008 09:01:12 BDT
Amazon invites you to join in the fun and submit your own knock-knock joke, pun, tongue twister, haiku, or any other whimsical witticism-as long as it's based on the Harry Potter series or The Tales of Beedle the Bard.

In reply to an earlier post on 9 Apr 2008 14:19:27 BDT
Knock knock,
Whos there?,
Ah, Quiddich,
Bless you!

In reply to an earlier post on 9 Apr 2008 17:02:16 BDT
nice try.

In reply to an earlier post on 9 Apr 2008 17:29:55 BDT
Its my best effort too :( certainly not worth me even trying to enter the contest! I'll give it one more go:

Knock, Knock
Whos there?
Its me, Harry
Harry who?
Its me. Harry up and open the blasted door its freezing out here!

Yep, I dont stand a chance in the contest. Good luck to everyone, I look forward to reading the winning entries!

In reply to an earlier post on 9 Apr 2008 17:43:26 BDT
Amazon Book Worm: I seem to be the only reader so far posting knock knock jokes and effectively scaring off your customers. Please post some jokes to set a higher standard and apologise for the abysmal one set by me :)

In reply to an earlier post on 9 Apr 2008 18:46:00 BDT
M. D. Creedy says:
how about

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Aren't you in the wrong story?

In reply to an earlier post on 9 Apr 2008 18:59:45 BDT
A. Steffe says:
How about

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Volde-
Sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In reply to an earlier post on 9 Apr 2008 19:34:41 BDT
TAD says:
Knock, knock,
Who's there?
Hermione,
Hermione who?
Hermione or your life!

In reply to an earlier post on 9 Apr 2008 19:53:46 BDT
D. Wyatt says:
Now *that* is bad enough to be funny !

In reply to an earlier post on 9 Apr 2008 20:29:30 BDT
TAD says:
Knock, knock,
Who's there?
Gryffindors,
Gryffindors who?
If Gryff's indoors, can he come out to play?

In reply to an earlier post on 9 Apr 2008 21:51:22 BDT
TAD says:
There was a young wizard called Ron,
whose spells would often go wrong.
Whilst trying to apparate,
his clothes would evaporate,
and all hopes of concealment were gone. (boom ! boom!)

In reply to an earlier post on 9 Apr 2008 23:23:07 BDT
Knock knock
Who's there?
Sirius
Of course I'm serious, you think I'm going to open the door without knowing who's there?!

In reply to an earlier post on 10 Apr 2008 10:03:47 BDT
marky77 says:
alreeeeet amazon? Knew u'd crack and wanna talk with us evenually?
Soooo....hows business :P

Knock, knock *hagrids door*
Who s there, is it harry?
Is what Hairy?

:P sorry 4 the lameness.

In reply to an earlier post on 10 Apr 2008 11:40:19 BDT
Last edited by the author on 10 Apr 2008 11:42:49 BDT
Jay Shukla says:
*Knock Knock*
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
That's right, Avada Kedavra!

In reply to an earlier post on 10 Apr 2008 12:30:28 BDT
Last edited by the author on 10 Apr 2008 18:43:00 BDT
*Knock knock*
Who`s there?
Arfur...
`alf a mo...
No, ... Arfur Weasley

In reply to an earlier post on 10 Apr 2008 13:23:01 BDT
J. Hunt says:
Shouldn't it be hermione or HER life?

In reply to an earlier post on 11 Apr 2008 01:47:56 BDT
L. Ford says:
Haha! That made me laugh even more than the actual joke!! :)

In reply to an earlier post on 11 Apr 2008 11:31:00 BDT
TAD says:
I Wish...

I wish I was a Weasley - I wish I had red hair.
I wish I had a knitted Weasley jumper I could wear.
I wish I was invited for Christmas at The Burrow.
I'd arrive there on my broomstick -it's the only way to travel!
I wish I had the chance to sample Molly's cooking
And surprise Bill with the mistletoe - as long as Fleurs not looking!
I wish I was the victim of Fred and Georges pranks.
I wish I had a golden key to Gringotts Wizard Bank
Then I could go shopping at Weasleys Wizard Wheezes
And visit St Mungos Hospital for Magical Diseases!
I REALLY want a magic wand and - sorry Hermione -
I wish I had a house elf to take good care of me!

In reply to an earlier post on 12 Apr 2008 00:29:35 BDT
Briony Moore says:
knock knock
whos there
snape
snape who
snape, snape, severus snape DUMBLEDORE

potter puppet pals anyone?

In reply to an earlier post on 12 Apr 2008 13:24:19 BDT
nic_the_dig says:
Knock, knock,
Who's there?
Ignotus
Ignotus who?
Ig notused you were home and thought I'd pop in!

In reply to an earlier post on 12 Apr 2008 14:16:24 BDT
T. Brooks says:
Nice one Briony!
Potter Puppet Pals should be compulsory viewing for the 'Terminally Serious'

In reply to an earlier post on 12 Apr 2008 14:31:14 BDT
Last edited by the author on 12 Apr 2008 14:31:57 BDT
Umbridge, that evil old hag,
Thought she had Hogwarts School in the bag.
Fred & George with a shout
Effected her rout.
....She was chased through the woods by a nag..... Boom Boom

In reply to an earlier post on 12 Apr 2008 16:05:31 BDT
Briony Moore says:
I know a certain wizard
With a scar upon his head
His eyes are brilliant startling green
And his folks are sadly dead

His hair's a mess and cauldron black
He's small and rather thin
His wand is made of holly wood
And has a phoenix feather in

His owl was shining snowy white
From any distance you could spot her
He has a cloak that makes him disappear
And his name is Harry Potter!

He's an athlete on the Quidditch pitch
No snitch has got a chance
He looks dreamy in his dress robes
Even though he cannot dance

He truly owns the elder wand
Since he defeated Vol - sorry - You Know Who
He won because he's full of love
And that's why I love him too!

In reply to an earlier post on 12 Apr 2008 16:36:54 BDT
Lovely Briony! I loved the "spot her - Potter" rhyme! Hehe!

In reply to an earlier post on 12 Apr 2008 18:21:51 BDT
S. Sheridan says:
Heheheh I think that is the best knock knock Harry Potter joke ever!
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