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Initial post: 4 Oct 2010 15:34:43 BDT
There is a Steven Seagal gripe forum, so I decided to do a Van Damme one.

Fire away

Posted on 4 Oct 2010 16:09:58 BDT
His films and martial arts skills aren't quite as good as those of Steven Seagal

Posted on 4 Oct 2010 16:35:54 BDT
Last edited by the author on 4 Oct 2010 17:26:25 BDT
Hang Ten says:
Seagal would easily beat Van Damme in a fight, Seagal would whisper something, Van Damme would get closer to hear better, Seagal would whisper once again, Van Damme falling into great man´s calculated trap, when really he only wanted to hear what Seagal had to say, gets so close that the fatman´s thick garlic breath delivers the knock out blow rendering Van Damme helpless, Seagal then calls in his stunt double to finish the stunned Van Damme, as he had spotted a group of 20 yr old gorgeous women and wanted to rush over and let them know that he was going to allow them the pleasure of spending the night with him.

Posted on 4 Oct 2010 17:18:59 BDT
Trigger says:
My main Van Damme gripe is that he's not done any good films since Universal Soldier.

'Tis a great film though.

Posted on 4 Oct 2010 17:28:50 BDT
Hang Ten says:
What about Hard Target?, John Woo and Arnold Vosloo deserve most of the credit for this film, but still a great action film.

Posted on 4 Oct 2010 17:40:50 BDT
Trigger says:
Is that the one with Lance Henrikson? I've seen it, but don't recall thinking it was much cop. Instead then; how about I just say he's not done any good films since the mid-'90s?

Mind you, JCVD's meant to be good (and a bit more of an acting piece), but I saw some of it on telly a while back and found it quite boring so didn't watch it all.

Posted on 4 Oct 2010 17:52:21 BDT
RAB says:
Surely Street Fighter must be considered one of the greatest pieces of cinema history has seen.

Posted on 4 Oct 2010 17:54:27 BDT
W. Stamper says:
I remember a Van Damn did't she run the Windmill in Soho?

Posted on 4 Oct 2010 20:57:25 BDT
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In reply to an earlier post on 4 Oct 2010 22:32:51 BDT
Dear W.Stamper
that was Vivian Van Damme silly!
Kind regards
Christine

Posted on 5 Oct 2010 08:33:12 BDT
W. Stamper says:
or Sheila if I remember, driving a Mini cCooper
Bill
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