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  • Paperback: 448 pages
  • Publisher: Gollancz (8 Jul 2004)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0575075457
  • ISBN-13: 978-0575075450
  • Product Dimensions: 17.4 x 11 x 3.2 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.8 out of 5 stars See all reviews (13 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 120,947 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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Robert Rankin's fondness for demented conspiracy theories is complicated by time travel in The Witches of Chiswick--which demonstrates again that everything you know is wrong, that Brentford is the true centre of the multiverse, and that nobody is quite as weird as Robert Rankin.

Will Starling lives in a dystopian 23rd century where Brentford Utility Conurbation is crammed with 303-storey tower blocks and synthetic food has made everyone vastly obese. Except for Will, who's mocked for morbid slimness and eccentric tastes--art, for example. When he notices the digital watch in a well-known Victorian painting, a murderous cover-up begins. The sinister Witches of Chiswick are determined to erase all traces of the other past.

Time-travelling Terminator-style automata keep arriving, not from the future but from that lost Victorian age of Babbage supercomputers, flying cabs running on beamed power from Tesla transmitters and the imminent launch of Her Majesty's Moonship Victoria. Thanks to the convenient time machine of a Mr Wells, Will finds himself in that other 19th century, complicating the stories of his own ancestors.

There he's tutored by the flamboyant guru or conman Hugo Rune. He stands in for Sherlock Holmes--called away to a Dartmoor case--and investigates the Jack-the-Ripper murders. As tends to happen in the Rankin universe, he acquires a Holy Guardian Sprout called Barry. Will even meets himself, another Will from a very different future. Even aided by his best friend Tim, by the Brentford Snail Boy (raised like Tarzan by wild animals, not apes but snails), and by the deadly martial art Dimac, can Will hope to foil a witchy plan to reprogram time and send high-tech Britain back to gaslight as midnight strikes on December 31, 1899?

Other walk-ons include Queen Victoria, the Elephant Man, William McGonagall (Poet Laureate), Doctor Watson, the Invisible Man, Oscar Wilde (a notorious womaniser), Wells' Martians, and--in unfamiliar guise--Satan. It's all suitably dotty, larded with running gags and bursts of disarming frankness:

... Perhaps both futures always existed. I don't know. This is very complicated, Tim, and I don't understand it. I'm just making it up as I go along. Like the author," said Tim.

But rather than wrap-up this novel with any of a dozen deus ex machina possibilities, Rankin leaves his hero with a very tough decision indeed. The insane, goonish humour made more effective by a touch of grimness. --David Langford --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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"Will Starling saves the world from itself...Attention-deficit SF humor: like Douglas Adams on a sugar high."

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5.0 out of 5 stars a return to form., 22 Oct 2003
This review is from: The Witches of Chiswick (Gollancz S.F.) (Hardcover)
i am an avid robert rankin fan. i own all his books and eagerly await every new book. however recently, well lets just say i have had a crisis of faith. the two books previous to this one (fandom of the operator and hollow chocolate bunnies of the apocalypse) were a departure from mr rankins usually acerbic wit and quite frankly bizarre sense of houmour! in the witches.. we see a welcome return to form. the books basic premise is history as we know it is not what really happened, war of the world really happened and HG wells wrote all those stories from personal experience. young will starling the only thin person in a fat persons world stumbles upon this one day and begins to unravel the conspiray without falling foul of the dreaded witches. the novel is written in rankins fantastic mind bogglingly confusing but very very funny way and gives brief nods to characters and locations from previous novels. some of the situations are hilarious such as the police force having a "token woman" and multiple will starlings all being killed by a terminator from the past. if your new to rankin this is a good place to start it is one of his best novels and dosent require any knowledge of previous novels to be read and enjoyed.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Return of the king (or at least Barry), 26 Mar 2004
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This review is from: The Witches of Chiswick (Gollancz S.F.) (Hardcover)
Although I am an avid reader, I find few authors as compelling or funny as Robert Rankin. I have managed to read about 95% of his books. Yet I must agree with some of the other reviewers that I had been a bit disappointed with some of his latest books. (Although, Chocolate Bunnies was quite good.) I am about 3/4s through Witches and I am loving it. I would be surprised if many first-time Rankin readers would get all the characters or jokes, but it is a scorcher. But I think he has hit his stride again. I would rank it among the books in the Apocalypse and Brentford series.
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5.0 out of 5 stars The Master returns., 17 Sep 2003
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This review is from: The Witches of Chiswick (Gollancz S.F.) (Hardcover)
After the last book, I'd decided to give up Rankin. I'm glad I changed my mind. This is his best book, possibly ever, certainly since the first trilogies. It's also his most utterly ludicrous.

I don't know any other author who could get away with the casting, the dreadful puns, the awful lies but Robert Rankin does, and you are glad of it. Professor Slocombe's real identity (as if it were ever in doubt) is also finally confirmed for the swift of eye. Which is worth the price of admission by itself.

Buy it, or get it from the library on your way to the bookies, it will make you laugh. Guaranteed.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Great read!
I read this book about 3 years ago when I borrowed it from the library. Unfortunately I forgot the name of the book and author and searched high and low looking for it. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Mrs. C. Phipps

3.0 out of 5 stars Just couldn't get into it...
I loved the Brentford trilogy (the first three at least) and could read them again and again, but for some reason I just couldn't get into the Witches of Chiswick. Read more
Published 11 months ago by A reader

5.0 out of 5 stars these books will prove your sane!
As soon as you start reading any of these series,you will laugh heartily and loud,you will also realise that any thoughts you may have had about yourself being wacky/slightly off... Read more
Published on 17 April 2007 by cold reader

5.0 out of 5 stars If It Aint Broke, Don't Fix It
Fans of Rankin won't be disappointed, The Witches Of Chiswick offers plenty of the running gags and awful jokes for which the author is so famous. Read more
Published on 17 Mar 2006 by A. Thomas

5.0 out of 5 stars RR doesn't get any better than this
I haven't been able 2 put this book down, easily one of the best and funniest books i've ever read. even beats the shining!!! Read more
Published on 16 Dec 2004 by J. C. Davies

5.0 out of 5 stars The lad himself
Weird, witty, wonderful! And that's just the opinion of the man on the Clapham Omnibus. Very funny, crammed full of the usual running gags and people talking a load of old toot. Read more
Published on 22 Jan 2004 by harblinger

5.0 out of 5 stars A lesson in humourous confusion!
I agree with the other reviewers that recent books from Robert Rankin have lost the plot somewhat (if you will excuse the pun!). Read more
Published on 2 Oct 2003 by navis01

5.0 out of 5 stars Barking, crazy, brilliant
This is the first Rankin book I have read, and I'll certainly be going out to buy some more. True, I'm new to the Guru's Guru, Hugo Rune, and I've never heard of Barry the time... Read more
Published on 30 Sep 2003 by Mrs. R. E. Chandler

4.0 out of 5 stars Yes, he's back.
I thought this was a more together book from Rankin. Some of his more recent efforts have run a bit out of steam towards their ends, but this was more coherent throughout. Read more
Published on 4 Sep 2003 by Colin E Coli

5.0 out of 5 stars The Master Is Back!!!!
Thats right, although the grand master does not make his appearance until chapter 10, he is here in the full. Read more
Published on 28 Aug 2003 by Paul Beaulieu

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