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Handling Swollen Goods [Explicit Lyrics]

~ Ivor Biggun

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Audio CD (17 Oct 2005)
Number of Discs: 1
Format: Explicit Lyrics
Label: Stiff Weapon
ASIN: B000AQBA2Q

Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (2 customer reviews)

Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 63,729 in Music (See Bestsellers in Music)

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Track Listings

1. Winking Caveman

2. Dorothy Please Trim Your Hedge

3. Premature Ejaculation Waltz

4. Down By The Riversde

5. Yodelling Winker

6. All Of These Things Are Soul

7. Ukelele Lady

8. Two Thirds Of Four Fifths

9. Son Of John Thomas Allcock

10. My Baby Loves My Yorkshire Pudding

11. Bonkola - Ivor Biggun & Mighty Judge Dread

12. You Can't Have A Shag With A Snowman

13. All I Want Christmas (Is A Great Big Dong)

14. Sailors In The Gents

15. I Feel Like Winking

16. Ivor Biggun Is My Name

17. Cats On The Rooftops

18. I'm Looking Over A Four Leaf Clover

19. Filthy Limerick Mambo

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5.0 out of 5 stars What a comeback!, 15 Sep 2005

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After an 18 years hiatus Ivor Biggun returns with an album of new recordings. The subject matter hasn't changed much and fans will be pleased to note the total absence of good taste - indeed, any form of taste. Future favourites include "Dorothy Please Trim Your Hinge", "All These Things Are Soul", "Two Thirds of Four Fifths" and "The Son Of John Thomas Allcock". There's a bonus of two Christmas songs, destined to liven up any office party, plus an additional bonus of seven live tracks - 21 cracking tunes in all. If you like Ivor's humour you won't be disappointed with this album. Guaranteed to disgust.

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5.0 out of 5 stars It hurts, Mum, it hurts..., 7 Mar 2007

By	The Soft Machine Operator (COVENTRY, WARWICKSHIRE United Kingdom) - See all my reviews (TOP 1000 REVIEWER)

This CD is not office-safe. After chucking through the first few tracks, and getting annoyed glances from my colleagues, I finally cracked after the opening of "Down by the riverside" and had leave the office where I exploded into fits of laughter in the fire exit. Absolutely hilarious.

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