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Lord Of The G-Strings [DVD]

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  • Actors: Misty Mundae
  • Format: PAL
  • Region: Region 2 (This DVD may not be viewable outside Europe. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 4:3 - 1.33:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Classification: 18
  • Studio: Third Millennium
  • DVD Release Date: 10 Feb. 2003
  • Run Time: 90 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 2.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)
  • ASIN: B00008AWUM
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 119,591 in DVD & Blu-ray (See Top 100 in DVD & Blu-ray)

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In the land of Diddle Earth, a small Throbbit named Bildo Saggins (Misty Mundae) is sent by the wizard Smirnoff to destroy a powerful sexual weapon known only as the G-String. Accompanied by two voracious lesbians, Bildo sets out upon her journey ....

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Format: DVD
As you've probably guessed this is a cheeky, erotic spoof of "The Lord Of The Rings"!!!

A trio of sexy females led by Erin Brown (a.k.a. Misty Mundae) are sent on a special quest by a drunken old wizard to destroy the all-powerful "G String" - an object that can possess someone with amazing sexual prowess!

Their journey is an eventful one as they join forces with a sexy queen and have to contend with a horny creature who wants to gain possession of the G String.

This is often a very silly film that is just really an excuse to show lots of nudity and sexy stuff. It is quite amusing at times though and plays more like a saucy comedy version of "Hawk The Slayer" (if you can actually make a comedy version of something that was pretty hilarious in the first place). After a while I found that the saucy goings-on became a bit repetitive and tiresome but I suppose it could be a good movie to watch late at night after a few beers.

If you enjoy sexy send-ups of well-known films then you'll probably find that "Lord Of The G Strings" is a good laugh but if you are a J.R.R. Tolkien fan then you may not be too impressed by this particular reworking of his famous story.
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Amazon.com: HASH(0x954664c8) out of 5 stars 91 reviews
81 of 91 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0x953f8a80) out of 5 stars Funny enough for the wife too. 18 Sept. 2003
By P. Kelsey - Published on Amazon.com
Format: DVD
I thought this movie needed a review from a married women. I thought this movie was the funniest porn we've watched since Bratgirl. Perhaps if your sitting home alone then this movie isn't for you but if you are looking for some fun to start a night of more fun then I think this movie is a great start.
It is full of puns, bad jokes and VERY tame sexual situations. My husband says it's almost tame enough to be party porn, I'm not sure I would say that. However if you are a fan of LOTR then this movie will get you laughing and get things going.
24 of 24 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0x953b5f90) out of 5 stars Well worth the money! 7 Jan. 2004
By PBear - Published on Amazon.com
Format: DVD Verified Purchase
I purchased this movie because the title was so perfect. I knew when I bought it would have a bunch of cheesy jokes and lots of sexual innuendos. I was so right! If you like this type of movie like I do then it is well worth it. I watched it with my wife and she even enjoyed it.
If you want to buy a movie with a buch of naked women ... then this is the video for you.
24 of 29 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0x9510899c) out of 5 stars for a good laugh - check it out 21 Sept. 2003
By A Customer - Published on Amazon.com
Format: DVD
So here I am sitting in a desert, living the spartan life, away from family and loved ones. What better way to temporarily forget about the barren life your living, than to see some buxom babes and great corny humor.
A friend threw this in his laptop as we gathered around to watch a movie after a long day. We laughed our asses off.
Surprisingly good humor. Not to the league of "Robin Hood : Men in Tights", but it was close for being a B movie. There were more than plenty of crazy side jokes. One of the most memorable characters (besides Misty, Darian, Ruby, etc) was Smirnoff - the drunken old mage.
Although the plot was a satyr on LOTR, it flowed amazingly well. Everything was developed quite nicely.
The only stuff missing was a cold beer in my hand, and a bowl of popcorn in the other. Well worth buying.
33 of 42 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0x95105da4) out of 5 stars Hits the G-Spot! 14 April 2005
By Draconis Blackthorne - Published on Amazon.com
Format: DVD
Obviously, "Lord of the G-Strings" is an enjoyable spoof on "Lord of The Rings", and a pretty well-done one at that, considering the usual in this genre. The actresses are gorgeous, the film is essentially surrounded in beauty, though the dialogue is predictably weak, as is the acting, but it is all in good fun, after all. "Schmirnoff" The Wizard is a likable goofball, the Orcs here called "Dorcs" are a bumbling lot, "Dildo Saggins" takes the place of Bilbo Boggins as an enchanting girl who possesses the omnipotent G-String which must be destroyed lest it be captured by "Sourasse", who's primary weaponry consists of his deadly sulphurus emanations, battles Schmirnoff in the end. Accompanying Dildo throughout "Diddle Earth" are two lovely "Throbbit" companions who routinely pleasure each other in a lesbian lust-fest at every opportunity, although the most remarkable scenes have to be the orgy beside the camp-fire {which lasts a generous amount of time, accompanied with Middle-Eastern music which was a really great touch}, and in the pub with a very randy waitress redhead. The resident Dryad seems to be misplaced, and the two faeries are annoying until they join in the fun. 

Towards the conclusion of the film, it unfortunately takes a steep direction with the inclusion of a cell-phone and a really lazy effort at the celebration by all present. The main thrust of this presentation is Lesbianism, with only one man/woman scene, although it is very entertaining nonetheless.

Eye candy all around.
15 of 19 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0x95030ee8) out of 5 stars Sexy...and hilarious! 30 Mar. 2003
By A Customer - Published on Amazon.com
Format: DVD
Lord of the G-Strings may simply be one of the funniest movies I've ever watched. I rented it in hopes that the girls would be cute and the jokes would be somewhat funny. Both hopes were met and then some...
Missie Mundae is just adorable! And I mean not only in physical appearance, but also in the way that she talks and acts. You'd never expect it from a porn star, but she is as funny and charming as she is sexy.
The scenes are hilarious...we're talking about humor in the tradition of "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" (another classic parody), complete with jokes about the actors themselves, anachronisms, and more.
This is a rare diamond in the dirt of unrated-low-budget-movies-that-are-really-just-pornos-except-you-can-get-them-from-any-video-store. Enjoy!
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