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6 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars
Run. Save yourselves., 10 Jun 2004
I had heard (and read) good things about this album, so I finally decided to get it - in spite of the 80s Heavy Metal cover from Hell. I have almost all of Aerosmith's previous records, after all.I didn't have "Just Push Play", though. And guess what? I had it for about a week, listen to it, tried to give a chance. And then I threw it away. My CD shelves are overstuffed enough as it is, I don't have room for CDs that I'm never going to listen to again anyway. There so many forgettable (or downright awful) songs here, and the production, which can't decide if it wants to bury the songs in grunge-like noise or present them as sleek 21st century pop-rock numbers, is terrible. I like dirty electric guitars as much as anyone, but I prefer it when they're actually playing something resembling a riff, or at least a rhythm of some kind...not just roaring away without aim. This album gives me a headache. And no, I'm not 65, I was barely born when Aerosmith was formed. The tuneful, hook-laden (and relatively cleanly produced) "Jaded" is really good, "Fly Away From Here" was a hit, so some people must have liked that one as well, and "Luv Lies" and the semi-acoustic "Face" are at least listenable. The rest? Yuck. Boring pseudo-rap ("Outta My Head"), weird "Strawberry Fields"-like vocals ("Drop Dead Gorgeous"), and dull, predictable, noisy, riff-less, hook-less garage rock (most everything else). And the lousiest production ever to marr an Aerosmith album. Is this album meant to be played in techno clubs or what? These guys must have stolen the name "Aerosmith", pretending to be the same band that recorded "Toys In The Attic", "Rocks", and "Draw The Line". And "Permanent Vacation" and "Pump" for that matter. I'm sure a lot of people will love this album, but I doubt if very many of them are fans of 70s Aerosmith as well.
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