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Breeders [DVD] [1998]
 
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Breeders [DVD] [1998]

DVD ~ Todd Jensen
2.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (2 customer reviews)

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  • Actors: Todd Jensen, Samantha Janus, Oliver Tobias, Kadamba Simmons, Nigel Harrison
  • Directors: Paul Matthews
  • Writers: Paul Matthews
  • Producers: Elizabeth Matthews, Gareth Rowlands, Janet Blandford, Robert E. Baruc, Veronica Russell
  • Format: PAL
  • Language English
  • Region: Region 2 (This DVD may not be viewable outside Europe. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Classification: 18
  • Studio: Digital Entertainment Ltd
  • DVD Release Date: 28 Jan 2002
  • Run Time: 94 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 2.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B00004CZ7N
  • Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 70,619 in DVD (See Bestsellers in DVD)

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Wanted: Intergalactic couple seeks romance + possibly more w/nubile SWF. We're a real pair! He's an NSGEM (Non-Smoking, Green-Eyed Monster). She's a SCECLS (Scantily Clad, Egg-Carrying Love Slave). You're eager to get nekkid, have an IQ that resembles a Celsius temp. reading, and reside at an unnamed female college filled w/randy staffers & idiotic administration. First date w/us includes attempts at terrorisation & you being encased in a monster semen chrysalis. May include zombification. Interested? Wander down to the local sewers--we'll be waiting! (No boyfriends (except as HDs [hors d'oeuvres]) or STDs (space-transmitted diseases).) --Keith Simanton, Amazon.com

Video Description

Special Features: Photo Gallery
Scene Selection

Language: English
Subtitles: None


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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Aliens turn left at the Isle of Man, 14 Aug 2000
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Of all the unlikely movies to appear from the British film industry an Isle of Man remake of 1985's Breeders is the last thing you would expect. Briefly the action is set in an all girls school with a alien crash landing and attempting to fertilize several girls, when a police swat team are called in predictable carnage ensues. Like many british horror movies of late Breeders is transatlantic in tone which means the mostly Brit cast adopt American accents and the isle of man stands in for Boston (hint if you want to pretend your film is set in Boston its not wise to thank the isle of man film commission in the opening credits). The accents aren't bad but its typifies Breeders main problem, it rarely strays from being a tried and tested hybrid of several other movies most obviously of course Alien, subsequently this is a competent little B movie but little else. If Breeders is distinguished from the pack its due to the influence of its American namesake itself chiefly remembered because of a risque mix of nudity and slimly aliens. The Isle of Man version doesn't skip in this department with schoolgirl showers and (having little to do with the proceedings) a bizarre coupling between two characters played by different actors than those who appear in the main film! Breeders 96 is also noticeably derriere obsessed, British Film Institute members should note the film has more ass than Bresson's Au Hasard Balthazar. But seriously, despite this raging hormone approach, the grim fact that one of the girls (Kadamba Simmons) was brutally murdered soon after the film's release and a "whatever happened to" appearance by Oliver (The Stud) Tobias in the sort of role that a decade earlier Cameron Mitchell or Edmund Purdom would have played to a tee, Breeders 96 is never spectacularly bad or surprisingly good enough to be of interest perhaps the worst fate to befall a film about a sex crazed alien.
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1.0 out of 5 stars Jawdroppingly, forehead-slappingly bad, 27 Jan 2005
This is the worst film I have ever seen.

I'm always wary of people telling me that films are "so bad, they're good". They tend to have seen them while in friendly company, mildly drunk, whatever, and in the cold light of day the recommended film turns out to be... well, pants.

I can however, confidently tag Breeders as "so bad, it's intriguing". We weren't exactly *entertained* as such. We were struck dumb by the sheer scale of incompetence displayed onscreen. It was definitely an... experience. Just the logo of the production company responsible caused howls of disbelieving laughter and once the film started it just got worse. I could fill a page ranting about how incompetent and incoherent a film this was, but I'll just pick one little item which will give you the general flavour of this production: there are sex scenes in this film that have been cut from soft-porn movies in which the performers have a vague resemblence to the film actors. You can even see the change in picture quality from film to video tape when they fade them in...

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