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The Bumper B3ta Book of Sick Jokes (Paperback)

by Rob Manuel (Author)

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Paperback: 192 pages
Publisher: The Friday Project Limited (1 Oct 2006)
Language English
ISBN-10: 1905548281
ISBN-13: 978-1905548286
Product Dimensions: 17.5 x 11.2 x 1.5 cm

Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars See all reviews (14 customer reviews)

Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 9,239 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)
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The book you are holding in your hands is -- without doubt -- the sickest collection of sick jokes the world has ever seen. Sick jokes about religion; sick jokes about dead celebrities; sick jokes about injured babies; sick jokes about animals. And don't even get us started on the cartoons. Yes, there may be plenty of other joke books that claim to be 'sick' or 'bad taste' or -- worst of all -- 'politically incorrect'. But those joke books are frauds. The jokes in this book are so sick that the major book shops refused to stock it unless we wrapped it in plastic. So we did. Here's a slightly-censored taster! What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins after a house fire. What's black and blue and afraid of sex? The ***** in my *****. What's got three legs and goes woof? *****. What's black and loud? Stevie Wonder answering the iron. What's read and white and sits in a tree? A sanitary owl. What's got one ball and ***** prostitutes? ***** Enjoy!

About the Author
Rob Manuel is co-founder of the hugely popular b3ta.com and has provided animations and illustrations for a range of clients, including web and TV companies. His most recent commission was for the advertising campaign for Virgin trains. This was not his proudest moment.

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5.0 out of 5 stars This is the opposite of a knee-capping at the hands of the Taffia..., 11 Nov 2006

By	Mr. P. A. Crutcher (Wales, UK) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

One month old and Amazon is already discounting this book - clearly a sign that this is destined to be an all time great.

Do not delay.
You cannot afford not to have this in your life.

Advisory Note: In 35 years time your Grandchildren will find this book in a box in your attic. You will be required to explain to a 7 year old why Aids can turn a fruit into a vegetable. You have been warned.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Obscene, Vile and absolutely hilarious, 4 Nov 2006

By	Lily Loulou "Lily" (UK) - See all my reviews

As the the other reviewers have already said, this is not a book for the faint-hearted. Obscene, vile and absolutely hilarious - this is is the funniest and sickest joke book I have read. Fantastic.

Buy it and be disgusted with yourself for laughing so loudly.

Brilliant!

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5.0 out of 5 stars Dont let your mam read this book., 14 Dec 2006

By	Mr. Matthew J. Joseph "matjos" (wales) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

The jokes in this book are brilliant, you know the type you tell your mate's in the pub but would not tell your mam. Totally un pc. Ofensive, digusting. Buy this book it will have you crying with laughter.

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1.0 out of 5 stars Very disappointed.
I found this book quite disappointing. In fact, half of the jokes weren't the least funny or even jokes at all. The only that I really liked was: Husband: Wanna quickie? Read more

Published 8 months ago by Jan Paricka

5.0 out of 5 stars Utter work of genius
A cut above every joke book ever released in the history of mankind. Your life will be enriched by racist, sexist, homophobic, and other offensive jokes. Not to be missed.

Published 19 months ago by barongreenback

5.0 out of 5 stars Just Wrong
Let's be honest, by looking at this page (let alone contemplating buying it) you must already have a bit of thing against PC-ness, taste and common decency. Read more

Published on 30 April 2007 by Mr. A. Sands

5.0 out of 5 stars Utterly utterly brilliant
As a regular b3ta lurker (with a few posts to my name - mostly with CDCs in them) I'd pre-ordered this as soon as I could. Read more

Published on 11 Feb 2007 by Glenn Richards

5.0 out of 5 stars Fancy!
Nothing beats a good joke to lift one's soul and to put a spring in one's step. I like a good joke just as much as the next man so that's why I bought The Bumper B3ta Book of Sick... Read more

Published on 30 Oct 2006 by WG Sinclair

5.0 out of 5 stars Utterly brilliant, and wronger than King Wrong of Wrongville.
Buy this book. Buy it for Christmas. Buy it for your Gran - she might die, and old people have good stuff in their attics to sell. Read more

Published on 27 Oct 2006 by L. Cooper

5.0 out of 5 stars Genius of our time.
This is book is great. 'You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll hurl' to quote some PR bod from the early 90's. Read more

Published on 24 Oct 2006 by A. Jones

5.0 out of 5 stars Hoorah, true sanctuary from the norm in the form of paper!
Not for the faint of humoured (I.E grans, parents, potential girlfriends/boyfriends) and probably not the best thing to bring into show and tell. Read more

Published on 23 Oct 2006 by Andrew Faulkner

5.0 out of 5 stars If you dont buy it I'll fill you with Adez!
If you cry at jokes about anything offensive, dont buy this book, unless its tears of laughter.
A bible for b3tans like myself. Read more

Published on 25 Aug 2006 by Blobcat

5.0 out of 5 stars Sick, vile disgusting.......hilarious
I'm a big fan of Rob Manuels site B3ta (what does that mean???) a constant source of amusement 99% of which is provided by the general public. Read more

Published on 22 Aug 2006 by R. J. Williams

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