Product Description
In Bras and Penus on a Date you'll learn how to survive the seven stages of dating: Depression, when your life rots; Protection, when you don't want tots; Obsession, when you get the hots; Repulsion, when you get the snots; Suffocation, when your relationship clots; Evacuation, when you get the trots; Desperation, when your love life rots. Plus you'll learn that: It's better to have loved and lost than to be run over by a tractor, but not by much. Women believe complaining burns calories because nice women are usually fatter than the bitchy ones. Men don't want to have sex in space because afterwards they can't get up and leave. Ever since the caveman days, men have been the hunters while women have been the hinters. Condoms can't protect you from the worst danger of the dating jungle, love, unless you wear a big one on your head.
About the Author
Debbie Kasper and Elliot Sullivan
