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How Much for Just the Planet? (Star Trek) (Paperback)

by John M. Ford (Author)
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  • Paperback: 256 pages
  • Publisher: Titan Books (Oct 1987)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 1852860189
  • ISBN-13: 978-1852860189
  • Product Dimensions: 17.2 x 10.6 x 1.6 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 296,732 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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On the planet Direidi, a fortune in Dilithium crystals has been found. The contest for the crystals lies between the Enterprise and the Klingons - a contest that propels Captain Kirk and his crew into their strangest adventure yet.

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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars "Here's lookin' at you kid!", 3 Feb 2008
By TK-1308 - See all my reviews
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Titan continue their line of novels based upon the original Star Trek series with #5 How Much For Just The Planet? by John M. Ford.
With the exception of the infamous The Trouble With Tribbles, classic Star Trek has never done out-and-out comedy but this book throws caution to the wind and shows you just how surreal you can make the Trek universe.
This novel reads like Trek meets Gilbert And Sullivan and there are even songs to boot, for those that know their show and theme songs. You'll know this when you realise that your singing along with the story!
The plot centres around the planet Direidi, a world so rich in natural crystalline dilithium that it would make a valuable asset to the Federation - or the Klingon Empire. The area is mapped by a survey vessel which itself is cornered by a Klingon battle cruiser under the command of Captain Kaden vestai-Operai. It's down to a good old-fashioned case of claim jumping until the survey ship manages to summon help from the Enterprise. The problem is both sides cannot engage in any hostile action, lest the Organians intervene, so they have to play nice.
Both crews are welcomed to the planet by the natives who seem rather odd and somewhat obsessed with the past and old-time Earth. As each side tries to negotiate, they all find themselves working together against the lunatic population in the most surreal and comical ways.
Inserted into the story are a couple of brilliantly written asides which link in like "Dilithium And You!" and the statistics on the Organian Treaty details.
Ford has an obvious passion for old cinema and musicals and this shows with humorous songs from certain characters and bizarre interludes across the city. Both the Enterprise crew and the Klingons are written very well, with Ford blending them together in unusual pairings for parts of the adventure.
So take a musical, throw in three parts classic cinema, classic Trek, a healthy portion of humour, a computer with a paranoid delusional complex and an obsession with pink milkshake, mix well and out comes How Much For Just The Planet?
A great novel and one of the best and most humorous takes on the Trek universe yet!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Imagine the expressions and you'll split your sides, 1 Feb 2004
By Ruth Ludlam "princess_zelda" (Bracknell, UK) - See all my reviews
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Plot in brief: The crew of the Enterprise and a Klingon Battlecruiser engage in a diplomatic struggle to win the right to mine a planet's vast dilithium deposits. However, when they beam down to the planet, it quickly becomes clear that something really, really weird is going on with the population...

This is an excellent piece of comic writing, and a completely unique part of the Star Trek universe. If you are in the least bit a fan of the original series of Star Trek, you can't afford not to read this. I found that it chases away the blues very effectively. It is a shame that John Ford did not apply his comic talents to writing more Trek novels. However, as a stand-alone book it is still a piece of consummate genius.

Unfortunately, the humour is almost completely for fans only; although the plot is ingenious and the dialogue highly witty, the funniest aspect of the book is the way the characters interact and react. This is based heavily around the way they were portrayed on television by the original series actors, and you have to be able to imagine how funny all your favourite characters would look when under the absurd conditions the book puts them in. Oh yes, I should warn you that the plot is completely insane and improbable, but therein lies the source of its greatest humour. You see, none of the Star Trek characters in the book can believe what is happening to them either. So a great deal of the humour is left to you to see in Kirk's expressions when the situation just gets progressively sillier and sillier, or in the way the characters react to each other as they become increasingly convinced that they need psychiatric help.

But having said my word of warning, if you are a Star Trek fan this is in my humble opinion the best Trek novel around. And it is based on an excellent premise, a little similar to that of the musical Buffy episode, only the wit is drier and the plot twist is inspired. It has absolutely no plot links with the rest of the Trek universe, and therefore can stand entirely on its own if you haven't read any others. Instead it transposes the characters into this inspired storyline and throws in a bunch of Klingons for good measure. And it will have you laughing until you weep.

I particularly like Ford's sense of humour. I feel that it fits in well with the spirit of the original series, and even slightly pokes fun at the cheesy jokes that you used to get at the end of the episode. Believe me, this will not spoil your enjoyment of Trek by making people behave out-of-character, or just poking fun at them so much that they loose all dignity. In fact, Ford has got the characters exactly right, and a great part of my enjoyment of this novel came from recognising the old favourites I knew and loved in a portrayal that was entirely true to the good old days of classic Trek.

This is a truly unique Trek novel and an absolute classic. Buy it, borrow it, steal it, I don't care - you have to read this book.

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