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27 of 29 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Don't Give Up (The day job)., 18 Nov 2004
Aren't you grateful when you read a review or synopsis and the author kindly warns you when there's a 'spoiler' ahead? Well! This book is rubbish. "Warning....Spoiler ahead" Damn, sorry, I did that the wrong way around. (Sometimes we should embrace dyslexia.) You WILL thank me later. Honest. This book is interchangeable with anyone or thing. Waiting for the... next sighting of the Virgin Mary in a cheese sandwich / end of Bush's reign of terror (George, that is) / No 3 bus / <insert anything>. WHY did it have to be Kate? Why anyone? It's sad that the Author has chosen to diminish Kate's achievements with this poorly conceived juxtaposition of a credible musical genius with the soul-less, literary equivalent of spam. There are two reasons the author included Kate. 1) To achieve his own warped personal agenda to link his name with Kate's. 2) Kate sells, but this book wouldn't on its own. The stuff that hangs around Kate might on it's own be considered vaguely OK. However, there is nothing new and certainly no in depth fresh insights. At best you may get a few tit bits of obscure trivia you didn't know, but there are also a few factual inaccuracies. As a story of disillusioned, middle aged self loathing, the main character, a suicidal American fits the bill. But, why couldn't he jump off that building at the beginning and save us all the ensuing pain of reading the rest of the book? The label of 'selfish' so often banded at suicide victims should in this case be applied to our hero for not jumping. The writers tells us the hero has a sharp wit, is sarcastic and a master of words. But when the jokes/wit/sarcasm come, the author actually has to tell us they're here in case we missed them. Do we really need a book that links the main characters preferences for sexual domination & humiliation by prostitutes with handfuls of grass clippings shoved in his gob and KB? Please leave inappropriate sexual and psychological weirdness to Kate's own lyrical imagination. She does it better and you can hum along. The author is probably a fan. He certainly understands some of what makes a KB fan tick. So, you'd assume he'd know the average fan has certain levels of expectation, intelligence and imagination. Knowing that, it beggars belief that he should think we'd buy into these juvenile ramblings. Aiming this drivel at KB fans is a paradox and a cheap money making trick. Caveat Emptor. The synopsis states: "...learn in detail what Kate Bush .......... has been up to in the silent decade-plus since the release of her last and best album..." Actually, you don't. If Kate fancies a biography, she can give me a ring, I'll have a bash for nothing.
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