Product Description
Let's face it, it's something that everyone has done. Some like to do it quietly or in private, some prefer to do it with great volume and a rousing cry of 'Wahey! Better out then in, eh?' while others will always deny they ever did it at all. The one certainty is that farting is something we all have in common, whether you're a prince or a pauper, although a pauper certainly sounds like he'd make a better job of it. Few, however, know much about this strange phenomenon. Farting: A Guffer's Guide is a mine of information about the glorious guff, from hissers and squeakers to trumpets and bum blasts. There are literary references, quotes from historical figures, squiffy stories and enough fart gags to keep even the most fervent farter in fits for weeks. It's a blast!
About the Author
I. Dunwun has been a notorious guffer ever since he first tried a mouthful of beans. A world-renowned bottom-wind virtuoso, his phenomenal sphincter control now enables him stylishly to fluff the opening bars of 'God Save The Queen', although few stay for the encore.