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Tits-Out Teenage Terror Totty (Paperback)

by Steven Wells (Author)
5.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (2 customer reviews)

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Product details

  • Paperback: 248 pages
  • Publisher: Attack! Books (21 Oct 1999)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 1840680326
  • ISBN-13: 978-1840680324
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 171,810 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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A BIGGER BODY-COUNT THAN THE BIBLE

-- OFFICIAL!

Book Description
Legendary NME hack, Steven Wells, creates a crazed UK populated by berserker Margaret Thatcher sex-dolls, mutant ferret-breeding anarchist witches, incredibly talented chimpanzee novelists and gibberingly insane teenage terrorist psychopaths.

With Princess Diana repeatedly resurrected and then ritually slaughtered to satisfy the angst-lust of the drug-addled British public, with the government kidnapped by revenge-crazed Yorkshire miners and with an increasingly insane God gearing up for Armageddon, the scene is set for Justine Justice and her top terrorist chums to persecute their insane jihad against the SAS, vegetarians, road protestors, serious novelists, rave music and the cabal of evil dog-molesting Tory vampires who secretly rule the world.

The result is a book that makes James Joyce's Finnegan's Wake read like Janet and John dumbed down for dyslexics. On crack. OFFICIAL!


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5.0 out of 5 stars I agree with Irvine Welsh., 20 Mar 2000
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This book is incredible. So very different to anything else I've read. The style is fast and relentless and there are sentences that go on for pages with descriptions, analogies and analogies of the analogies. The reader hardly gets a chance to pause for breath before the next wave of action. Its brilliant, more sex, drugs and violence than all Tarantino films put together. The way the book is presented is very original, and the opinions expressed reflect the mood of modern society. It took me about the first chapter to really get into the fast style. You have to read this book quickly, you are forced to by the lack of full stops and the constant action. Wells rewrites the English language, inventing new words by joining words together. One word to describe the book: relentless. Relentless comedy, action, sex, drugs, violence, and fun.
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5.0 out of 5 stars AWESOME BOOK!!, 13 Oct 1999
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This is the BEST reading I ever had!! Everyone should order your copy of this rare but extremely brilliant book today! Nobody writes Margaret Thatcher sex-dolls, mutant ferret-breeding anarchist witches, bestselling chimp novelists, gibberingly insane teenage terrorist psychopaths, resurrected Princess Diana, vegetarians, road protestors, serious novelists, rave music, evil dog-molesting Tory vampires like Steven Wells does. You will not be disappointed!
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