Book Description
Satanic rocker Bilko has his entire body tattooed with strange occult drawings in a desperate attempt to woo horny Goth chick, Deb, Bilko then follows Deb to the 'Festival of the Night' in Whitby, determined to win her heart. But the spirits have other ideas...
Headlining the festival are death-metal band Dogs of Thor whose asthmatic singer - Vlad The Inhaler - decides to recreate Count Dracula's arrival in the sleepy seaside resort in a plague-rat ridden sailing ship.
Meanwhile, Jeremiah Jones - lust-crazed albino psychopath and born-again Christian cult leader - is planning to destroy the festival with a blitzkrieg of righteous Christian violence that'll make Sodom & Gomorrah look like a vicar's tea party on valium.
But the orgy of church-burning, crucifixion and chaotic sex that follows is nowt but a taster for the mind-shattering armageddon of senseless spiritual horror that follows as the cosmic forces of Good and Evil clash in the mother and father of all battles in the desecrated ruins of Whitby Abbey.