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Frantic (Paperback)

by Frances Lynn (Author) "Alice was born in a London hospital during the year of the Tiger and almost expired from a heavy chest cold, but thanks to the..." (more)
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  • Paperback: 264 pages
  • Publisher: Eiworth Publishing (1 Oct 2006)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0955367220
  • ISBN-13: 978-0955367229
  • Product Dimensions: 20.6 x 14.6 x 1.2 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 1,351,164 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)
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Book Description

Nostalgic early '70s set in London and San Francisco.


From the Author

Excerpted from Frantic by Frances Lynn. Copyright 2006.
Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved.

Alice was born in a London hospital during the year of the Tiger
and almost expired from a heavy chest cold, but thanks to the hospital's
Intensive Care unit, pulled through to face another lifetime.
She was brought up by her widowed mother in a converted old ballroom in
World?s End, and existed in a twilight zone of day school and extra
curriculum activities. She then woke up when exiled to boarding school, an

establishment that Alice?s mum had herself attended during the Second World

War.
In later years, a world-weary Alice recalled little about her compulsory
stretch at the segregated girls public prison, but her school days had
never been dull. Her academic days were a maroon-uniformed haze of letting

off stink bombs in prayers, reading 'Teach Yourself Latin' books in biology

(Alice devoured Latin after she discovered it was dodo dead), blowing up
dim-witted girls in domestic science classes, and breast-stroking in one's

regulation pyjamas in the school's indoor swimming pool. But, lacrosse was

what Alice lived for. Not only did she regularly smash noses, limbs, skulls

and teeth, but even assassinated one of her arch-enemies (a frizzy haired
pygmy), by shoving her beloved lacrosse stick down the victim's throat.
Excitable bystanders knew the girl had expired, when a red fountain of
blood and clotted gore gushed from her mouth. Something vital had ruptured

inside.
Fortunately for Alice, there were enough witnesses around to testify the
tragedy had been an accident, but some of Alice's classmates were not so
sure. It had only been the day before the 'murder', that the deceased had
popped some of Alice's favourite Rolling Stones singles into the toaster
with meltdown results. Then there was dieting. Some girls would gorge
themselves on buns and stodge at elevenses, forcing themselves to vomit
immediately afterwards, but most girls fanatically practiced 'hunger
strike' fasting. The bewildered games teacher couldn't understand why all
her healthy, beefy girls were shedding weight, until one girl who hadn't
eaten anything for weeks, suffocated in her sleep. From then on,
force-feeding was strictly part of the school curriculum. Twiggy had a lot

to answer for.


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5.0 out of 5 stars Frantic is a trip, 30 Jul 2007
By Brett N. Moore - See all my reviews
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Welcome to the world of sex, drugs, and disintegration. Frantic chronicles the crazy journey of Alice, an English girl, who somehow survives the insanity of the drug circles in San Francisco and London during the early seventies. There are many off-the-wall moments in Frantic, and Frances Lynn captures them with superb humor and amazing clarity.

Alice, like Alice in Wonderland, is on a trip. There are many colorful characters along the way. But there are many pitfalls as well, including trips to the mental hospital and attempted murder. I would say more but I don't want to give anything away.

Alice is a character that is very likeable, due to her resilience, passion, and knack for seeing through people. Lynn exposes the shallowness and general attitude problems of her characters, while at the same time rendering them in a vulnerable desperate state. There's something ominous in the air which becomes more and more apparent as you read on. Yet, I still found myself laughing through these moments.

Frances Lynn, who also wrote the book Crushed, is an extremely witty writer, whose character descriptions are unlike any that I have read before. They are often merciless, but they are not cold blooded assassinations. There's a ring of truth to them, which is what makes them so funny. Regardless, I would hate to be at the receiving end of Frances's pen.

Frantic is a great story that I highly recommend. Even for those who did not live through that period, this book will entertain you simply because it's such a spirited and hilarious ride.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Alice through a '70s looking glass, 17 Oct 2006
By Mr. C. A. Ashenden (London, UK) - See all my reviews
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In 'Frantic' we follow Alice, a naive English girl, aching to rebel against her posh upbringing, as she descends into a glittery hell peopled with dangerous grotesques and dusted with white powder.

After sharpening her claws on the butt end of the sixties, author Frances Lynn tears into the seventies' alternative scene with glee, exposing the hypocrisy, shallowness and sad junkie lifestyles of the 'beautiful people'. However, this is not just a novel about sex, drugs and rock n' roll; it's a novel filtered through them. So the reader gets to enjoy vivid acid tinged prose, and riotous cartoon depictions of San Francisco and London. At times, the style is reminiscent of counter-culture icons William S. Burroughs and Robert Anton Wilson, but with a fairy-tale sweetness neither of those authors have.

Fans of Frances Lynn's "Crushed", will recognise the same storytelling skills but may be shocked at the unbridled content. Freed from the constraints of writing for a teen audience, the author can display the the sharp wit which made her Britain's bitchiest columnist.

Like Alice says: "Wowee Zowee!"
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5.0 out of 5 stars She lived to tell the tale, 3 Jul 2009
By G. Sams "greg sams "author Sun of gOd"" (London, England) - See all my reviews
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There I was, down in the basement of Seed Restaurant in the psychedelic Sixties, dishing up the first organically grown natural foods to ever grace a British restaurant table. It was the cool place to eat, and the cream (and the whey) of the `underground' scene came through; one felt immense pride to be introducing them to wholesome living. That is, until Frances Lynn's book Frantic came into my hands.

Now I realize that once off-premises, many of my loyal customers proceeded to do everything possible to counter-balance their healthful experience at Seed, ingesting things that were definitely not macrobiotic and engaging in decidedly unwholesome behaviour. How could they! The brown rice obviously wasn't `speaking' to them.

Sure they had fun, and Frances spares no details in her rich and fulsome recounting of the wilder side of London and San Francisco in the late 60's/early 70's, so much so that I feel like I was there - and I was, but now know what part of "there" I was missing out upon. But at what price, the fun? After reading her book, I am not sure whether to feel left out of the action, or smug that I spent that time chewing each mouthful a hundred times. I can feel both.

Thank the muses; Frances unbelievably survived to tell the tale, managing to do so without glorifying her colourful characters. I'd rather laugh at their faults and foibles than feel sad for them, recognizing that had they got with the wholesome programme then Frances may never have written her very entertaining book. Would the world be a poorer place thereby?
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