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The Status Report (Paperback)

by Alex Frankel (Author), Gloria Frankel (Illustrator)
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  • Paperback: 84 pages
  • Publisher: Affected Publishing Ltd (7 Jan 2003)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0954406109
  • ISBN-13: 978-0954406103
  • Product Dimensions: 20.4 x 14.8 x 1 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (1 customer review)
  • Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 3,037,349 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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Maidenhead Advertiser, 31 March 2003
'Local poetry which actually made us laugh for the right reasons.'

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The Bogey on my Keyboard, Bottom, The Death of Derek the Desk Tidier, Garlic Kiss - these are the titles of some of the poems to be found in Alex Frankel's strange book of humorous poetry The Status Report. Other poems range in subject matter from computer training to body odour in the office, and from dinner party small talk to constipation.

Anyone who is familiar with the boring, modern-day office environment and also anyone who enjoys jokes about bottoms is likely to enjoy reading this book.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Versed Class!, 3 Feb 2003
By Tim Weekes (Haywards Heath, United Kingdom) - See all my reviews
Some of these poems are silly. Some are serious. I found the silly ones funny, and the serious ones made me realise how much I loathe the self-important, conniving careerists I know.

I can't say what these poems resemble, because they are not like anything I've ever read before. Bite-sized chunks of straight or black humour, perhaps. You could finish these poems in a single afternoon, but it's the sort of book you'll keep coming back to.

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