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by Terry Pratchett (Author), Gray Jolliffe (Illustrator) "Far too many people these days have grown used to boring, mass-produced cats, which may bounce with health and nourishing vitamins but aren't a patch..." (more)
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  • Hardcover: 160 pages
  • Publisher: Orion; New Ed edition (26 Sep 2002)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0752853694
  • ISBN-13: 978-0752853697
  • Product Dimensions: 18.2 x 12 x 2.2 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (23 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 7,607 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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Terry Pratchett took a side step away from Discworld in The Unadulterated Cat, a hilarious insight into the world of the feline. Amusingly illustrated by cartoonist Gray Jolliffe, Pratchett delivers a wonderfully funny collection of anecdotes that anyone, cat owner or not, will be hard pressed not to smile at. Not quite a replacement for a Discworld novel, but your sides will split just the same. --Jonathan Weir --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.


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'An extremely funny little tome, purrfect (sorry) for anyone who lives at the mercy of Felis Catus' VENUE

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32 of 33 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars A treat!, 23 Jan 2002
By Stephanie Noverraz "crooty" (Lausanne, Switzerland) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: The Unadulterated Cat (Paperback)
After reading a spellbinding 2000+ pages fantasy trilogy I needed something light and funny. The Unadulterated Cat did the trick perfectly. This book is about what a Real cats should be, and also what they shouldn't be. About what they do, and eat, what to call them, etc.

No doubt you will enjoy this book, even if you don't have a cat (I don't). It's got good ole witty Pratchett style, with the habitual footnotes, and Gray Jolliffe's cartoons are terrific. It's read in no time and and will have you bursting out laughing incontrollably.

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38 of 40 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars The Cat Owner's Ultimate Manual, 6 Dec 2002
By Mrs. Morven Thomson "Morven2" (Scotland) - See all my reviews
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Forget all the other so-called experts! This is the only book that delivers the absolute truth about cats. I laughed out loud from start to finish and have recommeded it to all my cat owning pals. Heck I even chose one of my cat's names from it (Zut!).

All joking aside this is a very funny book, well observed and honestly delivered. Pratchett fans will enjoy it and cat owners will be able to indentify with at least 90% of the anecdotes within. Buy this book for the cat owner you know and put their mind at rest that the peculiar behaviour they witness on a daily basis is perfectly normal for a 'real cat'. The illustrations too are a treat.

I loved this book, it is well thumbed and I am proud to say that my 3 are 'reals cats'!

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61 of 67 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious insight into cat behavior, 18 Mar 2003
By Daniel Jolley "darkgenius" (Shelby, North Carolina USA) - See all my reviews
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Terry Pratchett is, as far as I’m concerned, the funniest writer to ever live, and while The Unadulterated Cat flies far afield of the mythical Discworld universe, it is simply hilarious. You don’t have to be a cat lover to enjoy it, but only the cat lover can appreciate the strong current of truth that runs throughout this wildly comical look at the world of our feline friends. The Campaign For Real Cats, Pratchett tells us, wants to celebrate the dwindling number of Real Cats in the world by helping people identify Real Cats among their modern, Unreal Cat compatriots. To this end, Pratchett goes about describing how to spot a Real Cat in any of its several variations, defines eleven types of cats such as your classic farm cat, boot-faced cat (as Real as they come), arch-villain’s cat (always Unreal), and cartoon cats. He offers useful tips on naming cats, describes common illnesses such as impatient feet, gives tips on feeding and disciplining cats, describes common cat games, indulges in the theory of the Schrodinger, time-traveling cat, looks at the cat in history, and offers other insightful, highly comical ideas and theories on cat-ness in general. All of these subjects are examined, of course, from the point of the view of the cat. By far the funniest and most insightful section is devoted to the games cats play; the book’s worth acquiring for this one section alone.

I should point out the fact that this is in no way a useful guide for current or potential cat-owners; this is rollicking comedy from first page to last. Given this point, there are still a number of astute observations that will make cat lovers smile and perhaps even guffaw, for the behaviors Pratchett expounds upon are quite familiar to those sharing their lives with feline friends. Pratchett really captures the cat personality remarkably well at times; for example, he expounds upon the common shifty look cats wear by describing one particular cat as breathing in a manner that suggests it is stealing air with every breath it takes. This book is so insightful and screamingly funny that all Pratchett fans will surely get a big kick out of it. The numerous cartoons of Gray Jolliffe that fill this little book are also excellent, simple yet evocative. The Unadulterated Cat is a short read, mind you, requiring much less than an hour’s effort, but it is so good that upon finishing it, you are quite likely to turn all the way back to the beginning and start again or, at the very least, go back to the sections you enjoyed the most and read them once more.

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5.0 out of 5 stars For Cat Lovers
The purchase of this book was a replacement for one I had leant to somebody and never had back. Being a cat owner for many years it is one of the truest and funniest books I have... Read more
Published 3 months ago by Mrs. Barbara Clark

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This book is absolutely hilarious, i have to admit i was pretty down and anxious at the time i bought it but i laughed so much it completely lifted my mood, i'm pretty sure my... Read more
Published 9 months ago by Jackie Gill

4.0 out of 5 stars A Must For Cat Lovers
This book is really funny. With great anecdotes that we have all done and seen but are funnier written down. Read more
Published 11 months ago by K. Fay

5.0 out of 5 stars Real cat lovers guide
Terry Pratchett has a wonderful sense of humour as can be seen in his Discworld series books. He applies the same sense of humour to this book. Read more
Published 18 months ago by R. Gell

5.0 out of 5 stars don't read this book on the bus,
I did, all of it. i have'nt laughed that much in ages. as a life-long cat adoptee i read so much that was so true i couldnt help myself. Read more
Published on 20 April 2004 by aliss

3.0 out of 5 stars Show's you how to spot a real cat
Terry Pratchett is concerned that *real* cats are under threat of extinction, driven out of the race by bred cats - the type people actually pay good money for ... Read more
Published on 25 Oct 2003 by Sally-Anne

5.0 out of 5 stars Will have cat owners laughing everywhere.
I was laughing throughout this book, I've never read any of Pratchett's work before but I will do now. Any cat owner will be able to identify their cat within this book.
Published on 24 Feb 2002

5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious!
Typical Pratchett humour takes you into the world of the REAL cat. This is not a chocolate box cat or a birthday card cat, but the one that brings things into your house and eats... Read more
Published on 13 Feb 2002 by luisweasel

5.0 out of 5 stars You don't even have to be a cat-person to enjoy this!
A brilliant read-right-through or dip-into book. Prachett certainly knows his cats and the enjoyment he gets out of them shines through each page. Read more
Published on 7 Feb 2002

5.0 out of 5 stars brill
The Unadulterrated Cat by Terry Pratchett is an excellent book that includes facts that can determie whether your cat is a REAL cat or a PEDIGREE cat, with jokes you'll laugh at... Read more
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