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The Little Book Of Mornington Crescent (Hardcover)

by Tim Brooke-Taylor (Author), Graeme Garden (Author), Barry Cryer (Author), Humphrey Lyttelton (Author), Jon Naismith (Author), Iain Pattinson (Author) "NO ONE knows for sure when the game called 'Mornington Crescent' was devised, nor by whom ..." (more)
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  • Hardcover: 112 pages
  • Publisher: Orion (19 Oct 2000)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0752818643
  • ISBN-13: 978-0752818641
  • Product Dimensions: 20.3 x 12.7 x 1.3 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (13 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 254,047 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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Mornington Crescent is a game which has baffled fans of the Radio 4 show I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue for years. Among their frequently asked questions are "What are the rules of Mornington Crescent?", "Does Mornington Crescent have rules, and if so what are they?" and "Mornington Crescent: rules, please?". Here--at last--written by the four men in the country least likely to be able to help, is a little book which goes little or no way towards answering such queries. Naturally, The Little Book does contain an informative section on the rules of play but as these are incomprehensible to anyone who does not already know them, the section never strays from basics such as the helpful reminder that
if a player moves to such a location that there are less than two occupied bases between the location played and the next but one Shift Zone, Morton's Convention being in play, whether the Loop has been vectored from either Diagonal or not... then that move is declared under-struck.
The Little Book of Mornington Crescent offers far more than mere analysis. With painstaking accuracy, the authors plot the game's history, from its origins in the Roman Empire to its present day popularity as a subject for discussion on the Internet. There are detailed discussions of key games and potted biographies of some of Mornington Crescent's most celebrated players, ranging from Mother Anna of Widdicombe to Lord Nelson. Lavishly, almost gratuitously, illustrated with black and white photographs of dubious provenance, the book includes a comprehensive glossary and even recipes for such staples as Tufnell Pork and Shepherd's Bush Pie. In fact, so informative is this book that it may be prudent to recall Jeremy Hardy's words of wisdom: "If you've understood Mornington Crescent, nothing else in your life makes sense". --Anoushka Alexander


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Mornington Crescent is a game whose rules and history are shrouded in myth and legend. Games can last as long as a few minutes and the best rival chess in their intellectual dexterity, poker in their subtlety and cunning and Ker-Plunk! in their ability to turn youth and age into one harmonious sort of thing. This book is a history of the game and a study of the great players who have graced the game over nearly a century. It will include testimony from today's great exponents and hints from the professionals on how to play the game more effectively. I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue is the most listened-to comedy programme on British radio, an institution with regular panellists Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden, Barry Cryer and until 1996 Willie Rushton, being given silly things to do by jazz supremo Humphrey Lyttelton. Listener figures are now over 2 million each week. Tickets are so keenly sought after shows are now held in 1500 seat theatres around the country and it is the only BBC radio show other than the Proms that can charge for admission.

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19 of 19 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Well, it solved a mystery...., 13 Sep 2006
By Day Lo (England) - See all my reviews
For many years I have wondered how the Hither Green bypassing Blackheath gambit could work. Thanks to this book and references to the Sommmerly-Styles Version (circa 1947) I have devised a cunning strategy using Croydon East (it is allowed!)and Bromley by Bow when faced with the South East London tri-merger.

There is still a Wapping Gap in my knowledge though, I have to say. Happy playing!
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17 of 17 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars I finally understand, 27 Oct 2006
By M. Miller "windyg" (United Kingdom) - See all my reviews
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I was recently given this book, and although it took a while to read, due to the many and varied digressions from the subject at hand, some of the explanations in this book have really aided my understanding of the rules of Mornington Crescent, and I have actually been able to hold my own at club level (still losing each game, but at least making the other players sweat now!)

I do agree with other reviewers that more effort could be made to explain the rules in simpler terms, but then the game would become accessible to any old riff-raff, in the same way that Tennis and Cricket have in recent years.

Let's hope that we soon see a sequel that will give us even more insights into advanced play!
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25 of 26 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Mornington Crescent and the Jubilee Line, 11 Dec 2000
By A Customer
One minor dissapointment is that this otherwise perfectly researched rule book does not shed any light on the effects this year's opening of the Jubilee Line had. Is it now possible to supercede after a parallel move? And being German one other omission saddened me: how does the right-hand traffic on the continent affect the rules for the international version of MC? However, all in all a must for any Sorry I haven't a clue afficcionado!
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