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The A-Z of Being Single: A Survival Guide to Dating and Mating (Paperback)

by Jeff Green (Author) "The industrial consumption of alcohol is one of the greatest aids to finding a new partner (or, indeed, getting over an old one) ..." (more)
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  • Paperback: 176 pages
  • Publisher: Time Warner Paperbacks (6 Nov 2003)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0751535494
  • ISBN-13: 978-0751535495
  • Product Dimensions: 19.6 x 12.4 x 1.2 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 324,229 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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Ah, the single life. The blind dates, the guiltless sleeping in the starfish position, the "table for one in a draught, please". In this book, Jeff Green offers practical advice on how to find love, or failing that how to pretend you've got a significant other half. For women: leave the fridge door open for no reason. For men: wash your towels. And if you've just been dumped, Jeff shows how you can reach "closure", otherwise known as uncompromising REVENGE. Green also includes great chat-up lines for the older lover - "Did you break a hip when you fell from heaven?"; beauty tips for dates - how to look 20 years younger? Stand further away; and things not to say on a first date - would you like to see my shrine to the others? If you're in a couple, this book will remind you why your own situation is - just about - worth tolerating. And if you're happily single, follow Jeff's advice and you're guaranteed to stay that way.

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5.0 out of 5 stars comical genius, 28 Nov 2003
By Davina B (West Midlands United Kingdom) - See all my reviews
Jeff Green has done it again. This book is laugh out loud funny, if you thought the a - z of living together was funny this one is possibly even better. Jeff's chapter on 50 ways to leave your lover are hillarious. His style of humour is relevant to everyone and you can't help thinking 'thank God it isn't just me'. This book is a must read for anyone who likes comedy.
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10 of 11 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A must have book, 21 Jan 2004
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I could only bear to read two pages of 'The A-Z of Being Single'.. before being reduced to rolling on the floor with aching sides and trying to stop laughing long enough to breathe. If you only read one book this year this is THE ONE. No matter how bad your life is, ten minutes of this book will improve it.
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15 of 19 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent, just as good as his first book, 14 Nov 2003
By Jacqui (Chester, Cheshire United Kingdom) - See all my reviews
When jeff wrote his first book a-z of being single i was disappointed when i got to z, so you can image my great pleasure when i heard he was not only having a second book published but he is single....
The book made me laugh out loud whilst i was reading it in my car wait for the kids, I kept getting strange looks, Customer comments was an ingenious touch which will stay with me forever now. This man seems to be able to know and feel what people go through with their emotions and make you feel its ok mate, we all go through this and come out the other side laughing.
Excellent book. Thank you.

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4.0 out of 5 stars its funny cos its true!
if your single, or not even id recommend you get this because its just plain funny! you will find yourself reading through it nodding as you go along and then sniggering quite... Read more
Published on 10 Jun 2004 by Yorkshire Pudding

3.0 out of 5 stars Mildly amusing
I purchased this book on the strength of the reviews on Amazon and to be frank I was quite disappointed, I was expecting the funniest book I'd ever read but what I ended up with... Read more
Published on 21 Feb 2004 by Mr. P. Holt

3.0 out of 5 stars A Dictionary Of Dating Terms***
In this book, I was hoping Jeff Green would offer some practical advice on how to find love. I was worong but I bought the book not knowing I was buying a A-Z dictionary of dating... Read more
Published on 9 Feb 2004 by R. Covell

4.0 out of 5 stars very funny
I read this in a few days as i couldn't put it down. Having been single for a few years i chukled at the quotes about dating and the oposite sex!!
A great light hearted read.
Published on 27 Jan 2004 by mr r gilkes

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