Amazon.co.uk Review
What I want is to score a goal because I never scored a real goal with posts and a net and wear a proper shirt with colours the ball flies past the goaly's diving and it bulges out the net like a fish in a net and I'm going to stand there in the goal and I scored. I want to score a real goal like Chris he's captain he plays with me sometimes.
Danny loves football. The trouble is he is really bad at it--in fact, he is really bad at everything--and no amount of enthusiasm on his part makes up for his lack of skill. Encouraged by his teacher, Mrs Gilbey, and his new-found friend Chris (who just happens to be the football team's captain), Danny gradually learns to take pride in himself, and with a lot of patience and coaching he begins to get closer to his dream, against all the odds.
Dazzer Plays On is a gem, and author Steve May has perfectly captured the pain and humiliation that comes with being the fat kid by cleverly watching Danny through the eyes of Chris, Danny's hero and mentor. As Danny slowly develops, so too does Chris, whose reluctant friendship with the school idiot develops into a bond that gradually allows both of them to mature and grow.
This book is as stunning and as pacey as any top-flight Premier League game. At times it makes the reader cringe with embarrassment as Danny, all sausage legs and enthusiasm, takes on his own world and learns to play football, and at times it just makes you want to weep at the injustice of it all. But at the heart of it is the pure joy and glory of the underdog winning respect and winning the day.
Dazzer Plays On is not just a book about football--although there can be little doubt that anyone with a love of the sport will be instantly drawn into the passionate love affair that Chris and Danny have with the game. Neither is it a book that can only be enjoyed by boys or, indeed young readers. It has been described as "Fever Pitch for kids" which is certainly no small accolade. However young or old you are, Dazzer Plays On is a great book and will strike a chord with anyone who has ever had to suffer the agony of beingthe last person to be picked for the team, and has harboured fantasies of revenge through success. (Ages 10 and over)--Susan Harrison
Product Description
What I really want is to score a goal for a realy team with shirts, on a real pitch with lines and flags, in a real goal with posts so the ball goes bulging intothe net and everyone shouts "Yes!". But before you can score, you've got to make the team, and Danny is seriously useless.