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Pride and Promiscuity: The Lost Sex Scenes of Jane Austen (Hardcover)

by David Auburn (Author), Arielle Eckstut (Author)
2.3 out of 5 stars See all reviews (15 customer reviews)

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  • Hardcover: 160 pages
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster Ltd (19 Nov 2001)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 068487265X
  • ISBN-13: 978-0684872650
  • Product Dimensions: 19.8 x 13.2 x 1.3 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 2.3 out of 5 stars See all reviews (15 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 634,237 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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So it wasn't just subtext after all! In an unparalleled literary discovery, previously unknown writings unmask the Jane Austen hidden from history and reveal a writer whose sense and sensibility were more than matched by her knowledge of sex and sensuality. In a pitch-perfect literary parody, Arielle Eckstut and David Auburn claim to have stumbled upon lost manuscript pages from Jane Austen's novels, along with shocking letters to her sister and publisher. The 'excerpts' take readers behind closed doors to behold some very naughty goings-on among the characters of Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, Emma and all of Austen's novels. Emma, it is revealed, takes self-satisfaction to a whole new level; Charlotte Lucas dresses up as Lady Catherine de Bourgh to give Mr. Collins the spanking of his life; and Fanny and Edmund are not the only ones at Mansfield Park flirting with incest. Elegantly packaged and 'authenticated' by a so-called Austen expert, Pride and Promiscuity belongs on the bookshelf of Austen fanatics and the millions who have made the films based on her works so popular. Even the most serious literary scholar would bet his tenure at whist to get his hands on this spirited and witty gem that proves Jane is hotter than any of us ever imagined!

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16 of 17 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars A witty spoof or the real thing?, 11 Dec 2003
This review is from: Pride and Promiscuity: The Lost Sex Scenes of Jane Austen (Hardcover)
As I read the first few pages the book seemed to be an authentic and intriguing view of how Jane Austen had been influenced by the straight-laced nature of her times.
It was only as I read the sex scenes themselves that it became clear that this was a spoof.
Cleverly written, it does in its own way add to Austen, satirically answering those who claim her work is boring.
A good novelty book.
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Close to being truely dreadful, 13 Jan 2008
By Rivercassini "Rivercassini" (London) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Pride and Promiscuity: The Lost Sex Scenes of Jane Austen (Paperback)
I'm sorry to say that this book was, like so many books which build on Austen's masterpieces, a real disappointment. It's not that it's particularly bad; indeed the premise is intriguing and the first couple of episodes mildly amusing. But the writing, the dialogue in particular, is so out of keeping with Austen precise and careful style, that it is incredible; and so repetitive that it soon becomes predictable, then boring, ultimately pointless. The core idea would have been better worked into an article for the Sunday papers or a literary journal - there's not enough originality to sustain a full length novel, even one as short as this is. So sad.
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9 of 12 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars A very clever pastiche, 3 Sep 2005
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This review is from: Pride and Promiscuity: The Lost Sex Scenes of Jane Austen (Hardcover)
The combination of nearly faultless Austen-style writing with decidedly risqué subject matter is a delight. The eroticism is for the most part restrained rather than overt, and the witty placement (I nearly said 'insertions') of the spoof passages in Austen's original text is very cleverly done. Altogether a delightful adult read: I bought it as a Valentine present for my spouse, and we enjoyed reading it to each other in bed. (Some reviewers on this page seem unable to spot satire from an inch away.)
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1.0 out of 5 stars Not for a respecter of Austen ...
This trash may be amusing for anyone prepared to mock the work of J.A. and similar authors, but I can't help feeling that it's primary purpose is simply to shock Austen fans, and... Read more
Published 2 months ago by Marie

1.0 out of 5 stars Don't even think about it
It's great pretext but really it's utter crap. It's supposed to be tongue-in-cheek and it is certainly written in the style of Jane Austen, but the so-called sex scenes are... Read more
Published 4 months ago by UrbanDane

1.0 out of 5 stars Absolute filth
This "book" belongs on the top shelf at one of those shops where you have to be over 18 to enter.

Anyone who thinks that Miss Austen could have had the lowness of... Read more
Published 13 months ago by Mrs Bennett's daughter

1.0 out of 5 stars False and disgusting
Reader please note : none of these lost scenes were written by Jane Austen.
The auther of this book is exploiting her name for personal gain. Read more
Published on 7 Jun 2007 by Harriet Smith

1.0 out of 5 stars Hang on a second
The sex is already in Jane Austen... but perhaps this book will work for people who can't read the allusions or don't have much imagination. Read more
Published on 2 May 2007 by Rearsandvices

1.0 out of 5 stars Please don't waste your money!!!
This is a truly dreadful book, tasteless, a complete waste of time and money, and an insult to Jane Austen. Read more
Published on 7 Jul 2005 by Vivienne

5.0 out of 5 stars Austin-but not as you know it!
I have to admit I don't buy the claim that these pieces were actually written by Jane Austin, but they are great fun all the same! Read more
Published on 22 Feb 2005 by Ms. A. E. Smiles

4.0 out of 5 stars Oh-Er Mr Darcy!!!
'Pride and Promiscuity'certainly delivers on that which the title promises! Some of the details of these short 'lost scenes'will certainly have you raising an eyebrow whether in... Read more
Published on 6 Jan 2005 by mandmcc2

1.0 out of 5 stars pride and promiscuity
Oh dear, who are these two women trying to fool! A so-called Jane Austen expert states that these "hidden excerpts" are genuine!!! I just cant believe it. Read more
Published on 28 Dec 2004

1.0 out of 5 stars Worst sequel yet. Stupid.
I found this book to be ridiculously stupid. I usually love to read sequels but this one is one of the worst. Read more
Published on 27 Aug 2004

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