Book Description
This novel does to Sam Spade what 'Austin Powers' did to James Bond. Groovy, baby? Swell, kid!
It's 1936. No, not really, I mean in this book, it's 1936. Lucretia Faversham, eminent dowager of Boston, Massachusetts, is on her last legs. She knows there is a Secret of Eternal Youth, hidden from mankind for centuries, but very real. Private eye Jake Stalker may be just the man to find it for her, but the road to the Secret, is paved with terrible perils. Will Jake be able to seize the Secret from the fearsome Elder Gods? Or will he get drunk instead? Maybe go to the pictures? Or just hang around someplace? Who the hell cares anyway? Just read the book. It's funny.
From the Publisher
Tired of reading good books? Check out this ridiculous, politically incorrect, and remarkably pointless novel. It's a general cultural satire, in the guise of a 'hard-boiled detective' mystery spoof. The mystery has to do with the 'Secrets of the Elder Gods': fans of the Lovecraftian 'cosmic horror' corpus (which does lie in very ripe ground, after all) and everybody who enjoys irreverent humor, ought to read this one. Take off your fedora, pour yourself a glass of rye, light up a smoke, and laugh along with 'Rastus Reilly' as you develop esophageal lesions. You only live once, kid!