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No Shitting in the Toilet (Paperback)

by Peter Moore (Author)
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  • Paperback: 272 pages
  • Publisher: Bantam Books; New edition edition (2 May 2005)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0553817361
  • ISBN-13: 978-0553817362
  • Product Dimensions: 19.4 x 12.8 x 2 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 169,963 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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No Shitting In The Toilet is named after a sign the author saw on the door of the lavatory at Jack's Cafe in Dali, Yunnan Province, in China. It's a sign that summed up Peter Moore's philosophy of travel: that it never quite turns out as you expect. You end up in situations that defy logic, rational thought and, quite often, general well-being - and yet you end up having a brilliant time, and not in spite of these situations, but because of them. And this is also the philosophy behind this book, and the reason why this isn't really a normal travel guide. OK, it might look like one in its choice of topices and structure, but in fact it's quite the opposite. Instead of practical hints, it gives you impractical ones (How to avoid jet lag - avoid jets ...) and rather than tel you the best places to stay, it tells you the worst. Instead of celebrating transcendental travel experiences, it revels in the most demeaning ones (On checking the hygiene in restaurants: there are 2 things you don't really want to see in life. The first is your parents having sex. The second is the state of the kitchen in restaurants catering for backpackers.). But in that sense NSITT is more in touch with the way things really are. The world of NSITT is one where you're more likely to find a cockroach on your pillow than a complimentary mint, a world where you take your life in your own hands every time you get on a bus, a world where everything goes wrong, and you still end up loving every minute of it. Based on Peter Moore's award-winning travel website, NSITT is not only hugely entertaining but also eminently practical, with advice on everything from Backpacking and Souvenirs, to Sex and Romance and Health and Eating (e.g. Some last words of advice for vegetarians: Hope you like rice...).


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There are two things you really don't want to see in life. One is your parents having sex. The other is the state of the kitchen in restaurants catering for backpackers...

Taking its title from a sign on the loo door of a dodgy café in remotest China and based on his award-winning website, Peter Moore's NSITT is not really a normal travel guide. It might look like one in its choice of topics and structure (with chapters ranging from Visas and Health to Eating, Drinking, Transport and Travelling Companions) but it's quite the opposite. Instead of practical hints, NSITT gives you impractical ones; rather than tell you the best places to stay, it singles out the worst, and instead of celebrating transcendental travel experiences, it rejoices in the most demeaning ones.

Encapsulating the author's own travel philosophy: that things never quite turn out as expected, NSITT is the guide to the sort of world where you're more likely to find a cockroach on your pillow than a complimentary mint - a world where everything that can go wrong does, and yet you still end up loving every minute of it! --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.


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15 of 16 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars A funny and witty travel guide for real backpackers, 15 May 2002
By A Customer
A travel guide for the experienced, new and wish-i-was backpacker. NSITT differs from the norm in the genre as it isn’t full of the normal, glowing references for the most expensive hotels, restaurants et cetera in the region. It instead gives you impractical (and some pratical) tips to travel, accompanied with the writer’s natural wit and his own amazing experiences in travelling.
Comprises of Peter Moore’s top ten experiences with things whilst travelling, from drinking, border crossings, souvenirs, to sex & romance. And also the best places to do them (and often wthe best places not too).
Moore's tales of strange fungi in your shoes, rats on pillows and how to deal with some health problems are funny, well told and original.
The book is best read, as it suggests within, in spasmoidic chunks, when it is relevant to you - unless your taking it with you, or your not going anywhere!
A practical book for the hitchhiker, or for just general amusement, but not for you if you don’t want to know the realities of backpacking.
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Very amusing, 30 Aug 2003
By Essex Girl "essexsim" - See all my reviews
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This is no classic travel book, more of a spoof backpacking guide, giving you an idea of where not to stay and what not to do on your travels.

It is divided up into sections such as When (not to go) and Buses (and associated horror stories). It is very amusing and has some real laugh out loud moments, which as a former backpacker myself I can relate to. If you are thinking of going, don't let it put you off!

This guide is not to be taken seriously and is to be enjoyed for all the sticky situations Moore got himself into (and out of).

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16 of 18 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Backpacking stories for those who've been there...or want to, 18 Aug 2002
By A Customer
Peter Moore is an accomplished Aussie traveller who's written several books on the backpacking experience, and continues to write travel columns for major newspapers all over the world. Moore has been lucky enough to creep into some of the most legendary travelling spots - Bosnia, Afghanistan and Iran, amongst others - an experience which for many travellers will now be impossible.

NSITT is a nice collection of reminiscences from his travels, and serves as a nice introduction to the wonders (and horrors) of backpacking travel for those who haven't been there, and as a hilarious reminder for those of us who have. The tone of the book is jokey, and packed with "Top 10" lists from "Big Nights Out" to "Traveller's Ailments". It's a fun, easy, sarcastically humorous read - an ideal gift for someone who's about to set out on the road.

If you've read any of Peter Moore's travel books already, you may be slightly disappointed to find it's basically a collection of episodes which he's already described in detail in his other books, dressed up as the classic "shaggy dog" stories that you hear from travellers everywhere. Some of the episodes crop up repeatedly in different categories, too.

I suspect that a bit of "exaggeritis" (something he warns about as a classic traveller's ailment), may have crept in in parts, and it's strayed a little too far towards the "comedy foreigners" portrayal in other areas. Still, it's a useful book for the backpacker wannabe, as it manages to get across the essential messages of looking after yourself on the road, without becoming too dark and scary. Moore's experiences are at worst, whimsical, and his infectious optimism makes the best of unpleasant situations.

This isn't a total backpackers' guide, and perhaps might give the impression that backpacking is safer and more fun than it frequently turns out to be. I'd advise anyone who's thinking about going on the road to go out there as well-advised and well-prepared as possible, and take some of the advice in here with a large pinch of salt. But, it's still a pleasure to read, full of funny stories and some great tips.

Picador's "Worst Journeys" is a better book on the unpleasantries of travel, but as a lightweight and fun take on the backpacking scene, it's great. Just remember that the real world can be a much darker and scarier place.

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